( or spring allergies )

Its sad because you don't notice how much it loves you and you shower in its tears like a monster

*Kills the shower* *Smiles*

You can shower in my shower UwU

You nasty

Lemme get you in the magic school bus we'll go on a magic field trip T o I k e a

I'M YOUR ****ING GF AND U MISS YOUR SHOWER MORE THAN ME?!

HYGIENE CHILD Now Emma, I have candy in my van- I mean magic school bus please come inside

HYGIENE CHILD Now Emma, I have candy in my van- I mean magic school bus please come inside

NO EMMA WTF!!!!!!!!!??????? *Pulls Emma away* I'll buy u all the pillow pets

yes yes I do I own like 15 of them

I HAD A LIGHT UP LADYBUG ONE FOR HELLS SAKE!!

First u have to gimme a kiss -3-

UwU *Hands Ladybug light up pillow pet*

All lady bugs remind me of this Lady Bug light I used to have as a kid when I was (really) scared of the dark, and I had a habit to chew on the handle in comfort, and I lost my tooth on it, got 5 dollars, and that started a whole habit just to get money from my teeth to the point my dad had to take it away

I mean what

@Starchild she can do anything she wants tho

*SIGHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS INHALES AND WALKS INTO BIPOLAR DISORDER*

@Starchild what do you mean