Idk. How. To. Roast. XD

(Huge spelling errors incoming) Stop pretendin' start believin' Ponies and rainbows all you seein' A wanna be rapper is all you bein' After this you be looking like you be creamin' GOD HELP ME

I be looking like a star I got ever type of car But your raps be so low your breath be smelling like tar Can't remember the last time you had a bar

WHAT PART OF GO EASY DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ;-; *inhales* Can you even handle all the bars that I drop? Your hygiene be so low your hair be looking like a mop. All the raps I be laying down I ain't ever plain on stopping. Cause all I got is skills. I be getting all the kills. All I bring are thrills. Your raps sound like cancer. I am the true answer. Because I sound like the RAP NECROMANCER. Oh god kill me.

*plan

I got all the good raps. I got the high bars, perhaps. All your friends are traps. I'll make your career collapse. Beating you is as easy as three snaps. I be dishing out apps. Your bars are wannabe scraps. Because the audience loves me so they all start to clap!

Your voice sounds like sh*t C'mon, just forfeit. Weak lessons from your mommy is all you get. You got nothing while I got every bit. Whenever you try to rap all you do is spit. We know all you wanna to is admit. You never really wanted to do this you never like to commit.

All your rhymes are weak. Do you even know how to speak? I got the best technique. I am so unique. All people do to you is critique, critique, critique. I be hitting my peak. My bars are so sleek. I always rock the perfect physique. You look like a freak. You make people shreik. All you do is cheat. Why do you reek? Pretty sure I'm going on a HIGH BAR STREAK!

(I'm not copy and pasting I swear, I build my rhyme while you build yours, so don't think I'm copy and pasting.)

You look so weird. You never have even been feared. Everyone knows I voulenteered. "Oh look, a winner has just appeared!" And guess what! Her name is CookieGal83! The true champion, something you'll never be. I let the real bars roam free. You keep them in captivity. I have the best raps and that is a guarentee! When this is done, all you'll do is plea. Because right now you should BEG ME FOR MERCY!!

Honey, you know I'm the best. Your too big ego should have already been adressed. This is a protest. Because the guy named "nobody" is who you've impressed! Everyone here has been blessed. By me, the one winner, and I'm the guest! At this point, this isn't even a contest. Because you all should've guessed. This girl is a wannabe obsess! Every one of your kind is a dirty infest. You never should have messed, With a girl whose as rich as a Northwest. Because you have never even made an attempt to progress!

Everyone here knows I am the winner. Because your low bar rhymes are just a beginner. Your raps are so bad, you've been called a sinner! Because you're busy being a loser. You're just a user. Your a low life cruiser. You're a gal looking for a bruiser. Since all you do is be a fake accuser! You're just a hater. I am so much greater. Because I am for sure the the rap creator. You and your garbage are a traitor. Your bars are so hard to understand I NEED A TRANSLATOR!

You are such a fake. Hot garbage is all you make. You are just a mistake. You are a worthless snake. Least I know how to stay awake. Because my personality is sweet as a cupcake! Your raps make my ears ache. Other people's rhymes are what you take. You're acting like a wannabe Drake. We all know that you need a break.

My bars are so real. Me and my powers are the deal. I am made of steel. I have the best appeal. You keep saying your tricycle is your automobile. Nobody cares how you feel. I got you exposed, yeah I did a reveal! Becuase who knows what dark secrets you keep concealed. My bars are so good they seem surreal. But whenever you talk WE HEAR A HIGH ASH SQUEAL!

Hun, I am the hottest. And I'm being modest. Your raps all suck, did you make a promise? You're so dishonest. When here, I am the smartest. You are obviously the oddest. Your smile so weird YOU NEED AN ORTHODONIST!

I am the true judge, so please, "All Rise!" Everybody here sees straight through your lies. You got dots for eyes. "Wow, that's a surprise." Everytime someone looks at you another person dies! You smell so bad you be carrying round' flies. You look so ugly yeah, you need a disguise. You look like you ain't got no thighs. When you come near, a new baby cries. I am being so wise. There was a contest for guys. We all know you weren't the prize. You have no emotion in your eyes, Did you learn how to improvise? Pretty sure I'M COMING STRAIGHT TO YOUR DEMISE!

Look, I just gotta say, that was fine. Everything is great, unlike your design. My raps are so divine. You know you wanna take mine. But I know for a fact your trashy bars are a crime. I mean, your soul ain't worth a dime. Unless you have a decent bar from time to time. We all get it, how you always decline. "Decline what?" Oh, to make the right choice. Y'know, like, TO F*CKING RESIGN? (Okay, whose winning? I suck though.)

(Okie.)