me: did u just shit on my floor? Dog: * confused* Me: * grabs shoe* ANSWER ME Dog: * runs* Me Bring yo ass back here dog: running* me: chasing* Dog: * hides* Me: * out of breath* Dog : lays down and closes eyes* Me: * sneeks up on the dog and pops him* Dog: * growls then barks* Me: * pops again* SHUt it! Dog * bites and runs outside* Me: ahhh * chases the dog* Dog : runs into the road and a car comes* Me: * runs outside* Dog: * runs into road* Car: * hts the dog* Dog: * dies* Me: osht * goes and hecks on the dog* car: * keeps on drving like nothing has happen* Dog: * not breathing* Me: well thats what ya get i cant help ya now no shitting on my floor dumb ass * pops it again and walks back in the house * no dog.. new day.. * sleeps* ( IM SO DUMB XD)

aSsUmE mY gENdEr

walk up, slowly, and down smash?

did u just suck d*ck on accident? GIRL HOW THE F*CK DO YOU SUCK D*CK ON ACCIDENT!!!??