u r the god of the mums. U always have the dankest haircuts, and bring the best cookies to the mum meets. All the other mums start quaking and plotting their revenge but they know they can't win because you always have a neon pink T-shirt with a pug in sunglasses on.

Your an amazing bean, no matter who tries to say other wise they are wrong! You are unique, and should never let anything anyone says hurt you, because deep down, you know that their wrong, if they criticize you, that means their jealous of the amazing talent and skill you have! Your art, including shitpost are the one of the greatest things on this website, others may have a different opinion on you, but only the good opinions matter :) the horrible and rude ones dont, you are special, and deserving on what you do. Jesus i haven't said anything like that in years .w.