give me cursed copypastas
by:
xXSlayerXx 
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670
03.01.2020
14 comments
Errortale
03.01.2020 05:21
LinkIm bored
Errortale
03.01.2020 05:27
LinkRoleplay with me
I got one
I sexually Identify as go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of ƽaүing so my self 💯 i say so💯💯. People say to me that a person being mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit is Impossible and I'm ****ing retarded but I don't care. I'm having doctors inject me with (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ), go౦ԁ sHit, and mMMMMᎷМ💯. From now on I want you guys to call me "👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀" and respect my right to (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ), and mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌. If you can't accept me you're a goodshitophobe and need to check your if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 privilege. Thank you for being so understanding👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌.
💁♂I Was In My Room☺️Trying To Post📲My Jokes As Usual When My Mother👩🦰Called Me🗣️Danny!! Danny!!📢
Danny👨: Yes Mummy🙄...
Mom👩🦰: Go🚶And Warm The Soup🥘 In The Kitchen, Your Father👨🦰wants to Eat It.💁 He'll Soon Be Back From Work.
Danny👨: Okay Mom🙄
💁♂I Went🚶To The Kitchen To Put The Soup🥘 on The Fire🔥Then Went🚶Back To My Room😊To Continue Making My Posts📲.
💁♂30 Minutes Later...
Mom👩🦰: 🗣Danny👨!!! What Is Smelling🙄? You've Burnt🔥 The Soup🥘!.. 💁♂ I Ran🏃 To The Kitchen To Check The Soup🥘 And Saw👀 That The Soup🥘Was Totally Burnt😧🙆♂..Then my Father👨🦰Came Back🚶.
Dad👨🦰: Danny👨You've Burnt🔥Food🥘Again In This House🏡Right?😠Give Me That Phone📱( He Takes A Look At The Phone📱And Saw👀 That I Was Making A Post📲)
Dad👨🦰: So You Were Busy Making Posts Right? 🤔Now Listen To Me💁♂, Any Numb
-ers🔢 Of Likes👍, Comments💬 or Shares↩️ You Get On This Post💁♂ Is The Amount Of Slaps🖐 You'll Receive From Me Today🤷♂.
So Please Friends, Family, Brothers, Sisters, Fa
One day🌞 I was walking 🚶♀️ to the store 🏬 and a man 👨 came up to me and ask for some money 💵 I said ,”no boomer”