Me: *Is taking a sh*t My Brain: IM BOREEEEEEEEEEEED Me: Ugh ikr? My brain: You see those nail clippers? Me: Oh no... My brain: thats right Me: *spends five miniutes giving myself claws* My brain: Haha Perfect, oh sh*t you still have to wipe Me: Welp here goes lets hope I don't cut myself... My body: Muahahaha perfect time to start my menstural cycle Me: *wipes* My brain: Hey. you should check to make sure u didnt cut urself Me: *checks toilet paper to see a Sh*t ton of blood My brain: OOps :> Me: GODDAMN IT! *frantically looking for the cut and actually cuts my ass* My Body: Hehe my bad