YO THIS IS A RANT
29 comments
doodlekid[OP]
24.08.2019 19:23
LinkDO NOT SPEAK YET HOMIES
doodlekid[OP]
24.08.2019 19:29
Linkalright, rant: sparkling water. so my family is OBSESSED with sparkling water. its gross and i hate it. they have the weirdest flavors dudes, like la Croix? WHAT THE HECK IS PAMPLEMOUSSE?? have yoU heard of a fruit called PAMPLEMOUSSE? yeah, me neither. IT SOUNDS LIKE PIMPLE MOOSE. DO YOU WANNA DRINK FROM A PIMPLE ON A MOOSE? NO-OOSE (rhymin') and they all don't have FLAVORS. not even an AFTER-taste. so that got me thinking. these arent FLAVORS. thats just the name of the ELECTRICITY they put in the WATER! my favorite thing about water, is it's so refreshing. sparkling water takes that AWAY. i promise you, if you weren't feeling too good, and you asked for water and gave you sparling water? THAT-THAT-..NO. ITS ANXIETY WATER. YOU TAKE A SIP AND ITS COLD AND YOU'RE LIKE "ahh this os goo-" AND THEN the CARBONATION starts slapping YO TONGUE. anyways thats my rant
Agentpman1whitebird
24.08.2019 19:30
Linkthat's kinda cringe bro
doodlekid[OP]
24.08.2019 19:31
Linkit be
Hi-Its-Me
24.08.2019 20:07
LinkI love sparkling water
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SpiritzNightz99
24.08.2019 20:23
LinkMy family also love this stuff...i hate this stuff aswell.