Some cheesy pickup lines
by:
Neonisdeadrip 
574
574
05.02.2018
12 comments
Neonisdeadrip[OP]
05.02.2018 04:37
LinkDo you have a map?
Cause Im getting lost in your eyes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Neonisdeadrip[OP]
05.02.2018 04:37
LinkIll give you a kiss if you dont like it you can return it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Neonisdeadrip[OP]
05.02.2018 04:38
LinkDo you need help your hand looks heavy
let me hold it for you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Neonisdeadrip[OP]
05.02.2018 04:38
LinkSo I was looking in the book of numbers and I noticed something
I still dont have yours ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Neonisdeadrip[OP]
05.02.2018 04:39
LinkCan I take a picture with you so I can prove to my friends that angels do exist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Neonisdeadrip[OP]
05.02.2018 04:39
LinkYou must be a broom honey cause you swept me away ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Neonisdeadrip[OP]
05.02.2018 04:40
LinkForever is a really long time...
but I gladly spend it with you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Neonisdeadrip[OP]
05.02.2018 04:41
LinkCan I have your picture on Christmas so I can tell santa what I want this year ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
do you have a band-aid? i scraped my knee falling for you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i might as well call you google, cause your everything i'm looking for
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)