"handle every stressful situation like a dog.if you cant eat it or play with it,just pee on it and walk away :)"

"zombies eat brains so that means your safe XD"

"My diet plan:make all my friends cupcakes,they get fatter,i get the thinner look Owo"

"dogs have owners,cats have staff :3"

"if you say you're cooler than me,does that make me hotter than you OwU"

"i did not trip,...the floor looked sad so i gave it a hug Uwu"

"live,laugh,love if that doesn't work then,load,aim,fire"