SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what did you just call me?

john: ey burr: *drinking tea* herc: *maniac laughing*

(r u ham

john: hello beautiful

(we are all just losers that like hamilton

john: *le kiss*

herc: *eating a pretzel*

burr: why are both of my friends gay hm

john: does it matter if were gay? *throws a pride flag at burr*

burr: MMMMM and ow

herc: *yells* JOHNBURR

burr: *gag*

john: * kicks herc in le ball* HELL NO

herc: whhyyyy itt *hic* itttsss a cute shipp

burr: uh

john: *throws herc and burr into a mud puddle* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--

john: not johnburr only lamilton *hugs ham*

john: not johnburr only lamilton *hugs ham*

john: what are you even saying

john: *inhale* *pushes ham to bed* ( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)

herc: *peeks from corner* le weird john: *pushes him on bed* ( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)( ͡°³ ͡°)

(hRHQU9EWR89TFHEQ8Heuheueheueheuh8euheuheuheuheuheuhuhee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWbgEv3VBYY

(lol jk

john: *sits on bed* LETS WATCH SPONGEBOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

john: wait no we dont have tv's yet damnit

herc: awh *walks away sad

john: NOT YET HERC someone kmOUFHuhwefwe

someday*

john: wait what

(i'm alone now

hello?

john: er nothing *smashes window, jumps through and runs away* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(they are at johns house i forgot that

burr: *walks into room* MMMMM tf happened

(slaps self) I WaNNa DiE

burr: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH my lord the window is broken

burr: plus where did john go

john: *sniffing a tree outside*

burr: *hops out window* SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE----- oh hi

john: hi wanna sniff this tree with me

burr: uh *hops back inside the house* nothx

(where is ham

heller?

john: REEEEEEEEE ham come sniff this tree with me

john: *starts scooting near ham*

john: *kisses him* hei

herc: HAH GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

burr: *whispers in lafs ear* can i shoot hamilton yet

burr: dam-- *looks over* john: ur in trouble m8

burr: SCRREEE *jumps into laf's arms*

john: *pretty much tackles burr and laff* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

john: I WILL KILL U BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

burr: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

pretty much everyone in the house: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

eliza: *bust door down* ELLO MUTHA FUKAS

eliza: *bust door down* ELLO MUTHA FUKAS

eliza: *kicks all of them* staph fiting

john: r u ok me husband

eliza: wAIt WHaat

eliza: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEE--- *throws john out window*

herc: oh my

burr: oh shit

john: *half ded* *couch* uh.. y-yes

eliza: uh can we talk in private alexander

eliza: oh. ok.

eliza: *grabs ham* did you really marry him :L

eliza: HAH r u serious

eliza: eliza: well.. we had a child. i thought you loved me, not him *sob*

eliza: hOw DarE yOu

john: *has glass all over self, dead*

eliza: oh, he's dead. i guess you have to marry me now.

eliza: w0t

eliza: oh wait

eliza: nOw Im tHe VilIAN In YoUR hIsTorY

burr: hey you stole my line eliza: OI

Hello?)

*sits on couch* r u bak)