Map Call (Beginner Friendly)
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-AmericaTheGreat-[OP]
19.10.2019 16:48
LinkLemme type or you're out
*~~Hello~~*
This will be a beginner friendly, oc map! The song we will be using is this one right here ---> https://youtu.be/0m9QUoW5KnY. Before clicking on this link, please understand this has bad language in it, and refences to sexual intercoure. You can pick a maximum of 2 parts. With that out of the way, I will post all the parts.
Part 1- *Opening music* Ey. *Music* Hea *Music* Alright *Music* Yeah *Music* Aww Yeah.*Music*
Part 2- My name is Link, Ya'll. I'm straight outta HighWood.
Part 3- Been on the force of good since 1986, oh screw.
Part 4- I'm bringing you a laid back summer time jam.
Part 5- *Old guy* Hold on a minute Link! *Link* Hey wassup old man.
Part 6- *Old guy* I see that you're embarking on another epic quest.
Part 7- *Old guy* Gonna use your ocarina to rescue the princess.
Part 8- *Old guy* But you'll need a magic weapon that'll never ever miss.
Part 9- *Old guy* It's dangerous to go alone take this!!!
Part 10- Oh thanks Old man, that is really very nice!
Part 11- I can always count on you for help and friendly advice.
Part 12- Though I've never seen a sword of quite that shape or size...
Part 13- Oh God that's not a sword! It's your dick in disguise.
Part 14- *Old guy* Yes I can't lie! I have have painted my swing.
Part 15- *Old guy* Now grab your destiny, if you know what I mean.
Part 16- *Old guy* Wait a minute, Link!
Part 17- *Old guy* Don't leave the cave! Where do you think you're going?
Part 18- *Old guy* This is a great change to follow scrudementl blowing~. *Music stops*
Part 19- *Music starts up again* That. Was. Weird.
Part 20- But whatever! There is no time to lose.
Part 21- I gotta warp right out to Zelda in this chilled out groove.
Part 22- Wait this isn't Ganon's lair! This is Liberty City.
Part 23- This place looks just like Philadelphia...
Part 24- But even more shitty.
Part 25- I'm at the corner of deadcot, prostitute junktion.
Part 26- Something in my ocarina must have gone and malfunctioned.
Part 27- I gotta fix it quick! There is justice to do.
Part 28- *Old guy* Hold on a minute Link!!!
Part 29- Old man is that you?
Part 30- *OLd guy* This is a place you can't survive in with just your sword and your wits.
Part 31- *OLd guy* It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
Part 32- Well that's really kind of- Daugaaa!
Part 33- That's your wrinkle dick again!
Part 34- Look, I know I wear a tunic. But I'm not. Into. MEN!
Part 35- *Old guy* Don't be that way Link, let me introduce you!
Part 36- *Old guy* To my three best friends, Mr. Johnson and the juice crew!
Part 37- *Old guy* If you see the Princess Zelda, well you know you're gonna grab her.
Part 38- *Old guy* So why don't you try to come grab my inflatable poo jabber?
Part 39- OH MY GOD.
Part 40- I've got to warp out of here, Princess Zelda awaits.
Part 41- I must defeat Ganondorf before it gets too late.
Part 42- Ok...now I REALLY don't know where I am...
Part 43- *Old guy* Hold on a minute Link!
Part 44- GOD DAMMIT OLD MAN!
Part 45- *Old guy* You're in Raccoon City, it's a zombie abyss.
Part 46- *Old guy* It's dangerous to go alone take...
Part 47- NO! **** YOU! **** YOU! I'M NOT GIVING YOU A. I'M NOT TOUCHING YOUR...
Part 48- STOP THE CHILLED OUT GROOVE!
Part 49- GEEZ! YOU COME IN HERE TELLING ME YOU GOT A WEE WEE WEAPON-
Part 50- IT'S NOT COOL- I'M NOT GONNA TOUCH IT. I'M NOT GONNA- SSSPPPFFFF NO!!!
I realize I messed up 3 parts, lemme just fix it...
Part 18- *Old guy* This is a great chance to fondle old scrotum that you're blowing.
Part 21- I've gotta to warp right now to Zelda in this chilled out groove.
Part 25- I'm at the corner of Dead Cop and Prostitute junction.
Sorry for the confusion <3