Me: I told the kids at skool i'm bisexual... Mom: WTF?!?! YOU ARE NO SEXUAL Me: But it's- Mom: IT'S STATED IN THE BIBLE MEN AND WOMEN ARE SUPPOSSED TO BE TOGETHER Me: But mom Mom: ON FACEBOOK, THERE WAS THESE 2 CHARACTERS HAVING SE><. Me: * Laughs hysterically * Mom: YOU NEED TO GROW UP STRAIGHT! Me: *walks to room and makes this*