# Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me # # I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed # # She was lookin'kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb # # In the shape of an "L" on her forehead # # The years start comin' and they don't stop comin'# # Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin'# # Didn't make sense not to live for fun # # Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb # # So much to do So much to see # # So what's wrong with takin'the backstreets # # You'll never know if you don't go # # You'll never shine if you don't glow # # Hey, now You're an all-star # # Get your game on, go play # # Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid # # And all that glitters is gold # # Only shootin'stars break the mold # # It's a cool place and they say it gets colder # # You're bundled up now but wait till you get older # # But the meteor men beg to differ # # Judging by the hole in the satellite picture # # The ice we skate is gettin'pretty thin # #

[Belches] - Go! - Go! - [Record Scratching] - Go. Go. Go. # Hey, now You're an all-star # # Get your game on, go play # # Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid # # And all that glitters is gold # # Only shootin'stars break the mold # - Think it's in there? - All right. Let's get it! Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread. [Laughs] Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres... They're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. - No! - They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! - Actually, it's quite good on toast. - Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! - [Gasping] - Right. [Roaring] - [Shouting] - [Roaring] [Roaring Continues] [Shouting Continues] [Whispers] This is the part where you run away. - [Gasping] Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/movie_script.php?movie=shrek

- [Laughs] [Laughing] And stay out! "Wanted. Fairy tale creatures." [Sighs] [Man's Voice] All right. This one's full. - Take it away! - [Gasps] - Move it along. Come on! Get up! - Next! Give me that! Your flying days are over. That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next! - Get up! Come on! - Twenty pieces. - [Thudding] - Sit down there! - Keep quiet! - [Crying] This cage is too small. Please don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance! - Oh, shut up. - Oh! - Next! - What have you got? - This little wooden puppet. I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. Five shillings for the possessed toy. - Take it away. - Father, please! Don't let them do this! - Help me! - Next. What have you got? - Well, I've got a talking donkey. - [Grunts] Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/movie_script.php?movie=shrek

Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. Oh, go ahead, little fella. Well? Oh, oh, he's just... He's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt... - That's it. I've heard enough. Guards! - No, no, he talks! He does. I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw. - Get her out of my sight. - No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk! [Gasps] Hey! I can fly! - He can fly! - He can fly! - He can talk! - Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! Uh-oh. [Grunts] Seize him! After him! He's getting away! [Grunts, Gasps] [Man] Get him! This way! Turn! You there. Ogre! Aye? By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place you both under arrest... and transport you to a designated... resettlement facility. Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/movie

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