when you sneeze & someone says "bless you" but you're home alone

Me when i'm right about too trip but gravity on works when you looks down because logic.

When you are walking in a pit of legos when a murderer is in da house

When your mom catches you in bed at 12:00 playing on your iPad

When you are trying to get to the fridge quietly in the night, but the wooden board you step on creaks loudly.

When u step on something wet/cold while wearing socks

When you feel someone breathing on you neck.

When a ton of V-shaped marks appear on your body and your skin starts melting:

When all the unsettling and cringy things you did back when you're a kid and all flashes back in your mind.

When your friend is talking with your mother about your secrets

IM meLtinG

When your girlfriend says a joke and it's about you and you are in public and everyone else around hears it