I HAD ThE CRAZIEST DREAM
15 comments
doodlekid[OP]
29.07.2019 02:06
LinkSO, i took a nap on my couch, and maybe i didn't realize how exhausted i was, because I've NEVER fallen asleep immediately. and here is how it goes.
so, i was the child of some mom, and i had a sister. but my SISTER was JACK BLACK in makeup and a WIG.
we were on a huge skyscraper, and below us was a merge of Bass Pro Shop and Cabela's, so it was like, Bass Pro Cabela's..anyways, me and my "sister" jump off into the BPSC,, but
doodlekid[OP]
29.07.2019 02:07
Linksee, half of the store was ON FIRE, and the staff were ZOMBIES.
we didnt land, i just ended up in the ventilation system which was ALSO a playground.
but there was a bunch of mirrors too. ANNNNDD anyone you encountered in the vents you would SWITCH BODIES. at the end of the vent i was a small mexican girl
doodlekid[OP]
29.07.2019 02:08
LinkBUT THATS NOT ALL
doodlekid[OP]
29.07.2019 02:10
Linksee, when i popped out i was somehow in the backyard of some kid who looked like the red head bad guy in MEGAMIND. he said: "im gona finnnd you and im gonna CATCH YOU"
so i was hiding behind a bush, when he came around and then i pulled out of my pocket a burning wire
doodlekid[OP]
29.07.2019 02:11
Linkso i held it out and i said, "wanna smoke"?
and then i ended up in his car and we were driving away from a big hairy thing when we met 4 older kids on the road.
then we walked through the woods INTO MY MINECRAFT SERVER. i found a bowl and 2 wooden swords
doodlekid[OP]
29.07.2019 02:12
Linkand THEN,
one kid started talking about BERRIES, so when i looked up my grandma was teaching me about a special berry blend. i looked down and i was squishing odd berries into a mush between my toes
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doodlekid[OP]
29.07.2019 02:13
Linkand my grandma said "floo-relish-aunt berry" and then all the berries became a glowing purple-blue color
doodlekid[OP]
29.07.2019 02:13
LinkAND THATS WHEN I WOKE UP
doodlekid[OP]
29.07.2019 02:15
Linki was MIND BOGGLED. i was so LOOPY when i woke up, i couldnt tell what was real and what wasn't
