did you ever see any other pperidots on home world

do youo like waffels

pancakes with abs

a thin, flat cake of batter, usually fried and turned in a pan. Pancakes are usually eaten with syrup or rolled up with a filling.

"pancakes with abs" the best thing i've read all week, and the best way to describe waffles XD

also you got a little too professional with your pancake description, mister walking Wikipedia XD

you know what abs are at least..? if not, amethyst will- nah, that'd be weird, she won't show you... you have access to google, just look it up XD

i shouldn't have suggested you ask amethyst (smol facepalm) well, at least you know... (the "the more you know" theme plays) :>

just.. look it up on google, 's probably safer for your innocence XD (don't read into that, i ship none amedot ._.)

Dude(or girl), Ever heard of "joke"?

cuz i wanted to

heh, you've lived with her for how long, lapis? you'll survive a day like this, i'm sure she's been more annoying XD

ok

oh jesus f***** oh (i just found this btw)

not sure it's quite that long, but she's probably made it feel like it, trust me, you'll survive somehow :3

.....welp, baldi has been officially ruined. why can't a horror game ever survive the fandom? and having these animations that turn them cute or sexy..... this has become a rant about the wrong thing XD

ok pushes garnet here soon*

ok

you're the one with wings, go ahead and get her. also i think she's strong enough, you saw what she did when you showed up (thanks for committing murder by the way, my water-y friend :3)

if either of you will remember a certain gem, square, blue, you'll know what i'm talking about :3

no? mk :3

meh, i've been called worse names before, no i will not elaborate :3

and so are you...

lol, look what i just found XD

how wrong were WE about how aliens looked XDD

meh, i myself didn't think they looked like that, i always thought they'd be humanoid but... maybe have more arms? or horns? or some feature that we don't have

i like turtles

pff, turtles, shh, we are talking about aliens, not turtles >:3...

you..kinda look like one

they're green lizards with bone armor, the only thing that would make them cooler would be spikes on the shell >:D

this..*pulls out a turtle thats slowly walks to your feet*

oo :3 (pokes it bc i can) yey

ehh, i'd rather not witness that, a turtle's shell probably wouldn't hold up with a hammer-hand pounding on it

turtle: hides in shell*

:3

...do turtles have insurance?

turtle: *comes out and watches as it gets picked up* ill just come *walks with peridot*

meh, i got nothing to do (also follows) and if it dies, i'm gonna be there for it

:P what a day to have fur (tongue pokes out of mouth bc hot) eh..

turtle: *another turtles comes in*

(looks at the second turtle) i don't know, but if you don't stop shouting, you'll get to add another star to your outfit :D

the forge isn't that big, if you can't see her, she probably isn't here

turtle: falls off peridots hands

ok whats happened now

(picks up the second turtle) hi :3

just.. don't kill it, it's not as strong as it looks

hopefully this isn't a gem that will soon flood with turtles

yes please, no turtle invasion XD

idk, i think turtles won't live in groups of over two for mating season so there's no possible (third turtle enters) oh my god!

just imagine a gem that makes...a turtle invasion *another turtle comes over*

(slowly walks out) no dead turtles....

(picks it up) fine, i want one to be normal, my baby now :3

ok...

ha :3

then...uhhh *picks a ton out his hood* here...

so, did you ever think, bismuth is supposed to be a type of metal... so could you lift bismuth...? i don't see why not, only she's (puts hands together and pulls them apart) and you're (pushes hands back to like an inch away from closed)

I'm just a ninja who can do this...*turns into a pile of dust*

yeah but jasper's a little... ROAR.. y'know? a moldy pupper, as the community calls her

hmm, i have a few.. friends who might help, pretty sure some of them are bigger than the diamonds... i dunno, haven't scaled them... that's a pun, most of them are dragons, dragons have scales :3

i see only one turtle... what happened?

if you wanna call her that again, you can get a free ticket to change your outfit

(le pets the turtle i have that i forgot to mention the whole time)

*turtles come over here and take nntk away* what..

oof... my goodness, the turtles have come to claim their overlord (my turtle just looks like her mind is 2 million miles away) (pokes it, it goes into its shell) mk then

WHY ARE THEY PICKING ME U- *gets lifted into ocean*

hmm, didn't know they were water turtles (looks at mine, only now realizing she has fins) ... (facepalms) duh -_-

*nntk crawls up to peridot* uhhhhh steven maybe?

maybe we should save nntk, the ninja so "great" he got taken by turtles

mm, nvm

(le shrug) eh

i kinda...put a crown i was holding and put it on one and they carried that turtle away

yus

ah, alright...

sure, let's see the diamond quartz or, whatever he's calling himself now

(just follows, placing the turtle on my head, why not, right XD)

ok

eh, makes sense

(have u even seen reunited yet?)

idk about toastfly, but i have))

ok lets see uhhhhh how about rosy does it?

and for that matter, have you seen legs from here to homeworld? that's also important as well)

uh, do wut? .-.))

o, it just felt like u didn't i guess, also nntk is now dead i think))

i am not