so i have slept pretty much the entire day i wake up and look outside and my neighbor is dressed completely in red

and that mad me think about christmas when i was at walmart and a guy came up behind me in the check out line and was acting like he was Santa Claus i looked at my mom and she just smiles and then says to me i know when you've been naughty or nice and gives me a card

i was freaked out and my mom got on to me for not encouraging the man i was like boch he could have kid napped me i ain't gonna talk to him