the title is supposed to be things i hate about sans fangirls btw but it wouldnt fit: 1. skeletons DONT have hair so dont put it on your oc 2. why would sans love a furry? ( if they are a furry ) 3. why would you love a skeleton in the first place? 4. you cant be a wife and a girlfriend at the same time 5. sans is not real, have you ever seen a skeleton wearing a blue jacket, pink slippers and black shorts in real life? didnt think so