once upon a time there were two Indians and a hobo and they were walking through the woods, the group came upon a cave and one Indian came up to it and yelled "woooo! woooo!", they waited a bit, and then they heard from the cave "woooo! wooo!", then the Indian ran into the cave ripping off his clothes then the other Indian and the hobo continued walking through the woods, after a long awkward silence the hobo asked the Indian "Sooooo what was that all about?" the Indian replied "it is a tradition of my people, during this time of year if you yell into a cave and hear a reply, then there is a beautiful woman waiting inside to give sweet love ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), the bigger the cave, the more beautiful the woman will be." they then continue and after a while, they come to another cave, this one bigger than the last, the Indian went and yelled "woooooo! woooooo!" they wait a bit, then hear a reply "Woooooo! Wooooo!", so then the Indian ran into the cave ripping his clothes off. so now only the hobo rem

remains, he walks in the woods alone and suddenly comes up to a HUGE CAVE, much much bigger than the last two. the hobo thinks for a bit, then he goes to yell in the cave, "wooooo! woooo!", he waits for a while, then he hears a reply "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" so then the hobo excitedly runs into the cave ripping his clothes off. the heading on the next day's paper was "Naked Hobo gets run over by a Fret Train"

here's a joke: my life >>not funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yS1MIYLc5k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOE-jB2YWV4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnBvm1qaJKk

There that should do it