XD Challenge! Look Below!
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Verdensherredomme 
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19.04.2018
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Verdensherredomme[OP]
19.04.2018 21:12
LinkHere we go
If you make me laugh
I might just do a collab with you if we can figure it out XD
TemDrawz
19.04.2018 21:13
Linkoof
alright
Verdensherredomme[OP]
19.04.2018 21:13
Linkhmwhaha
Well then
Edd: Hi Tom!
Tom: Hi Edd.
Edd: What time is it, Tom?
Matt: It's Matt time!
*Matt starts dancing like crazy*
Tom: No, It's 5:13 pm.
Matt: Matt Time!!
Tom: No-
Matt: MATT TIME!!!
Nope, lil smirk
but you can try again.
*muffin time better thou >:3*
Oof, Okay
Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours
XD alright so i guess that counts.
but i have honestly tried and i can't figure out how to do the collab? do you?
Apple:Erm -wakes up- -loks at time- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa wait, why im a Still awake?
Bee:Do u liek jaz?
Hi, iM MicheAL with a b, and i've be- Dude:holdon hold on,Wheres the b?
micheal:THERES A BEE?!
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
I THINK Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.
One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, "Why are you home so early?" He answered, "Because I was the only one that answered a question in my class." She said, "Wow, my son is a genius. What was the question?" Jimmy replied, "The question was 'Who threw the trash can at the principal's head?'"
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Duh huh guh nuh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock."
Little Susie, a six-year-old, complained, "Mother, I've got a stomach ache." "That's because your stomach is empty," the mother replied. "You would feel better if you had something in it." That afternoon, her father came complaining that he had a severe headache all day. Susie perked up, "That's because it's empty," she said. "You'd feel better if you had something in it."
apple:https://cdn.dopl3r.com/memes_files/apple-fans-be-like-20-200-i-need-it-c9Mnn.jpg
Hey Hey have you ever seen the bee movie?
If so I had cc and while i was watching it I saw the subtitles and it said Majestic music and when it said that my bird started flying in the air and I jumped to try and catch her a but instead I fell on my face and I then feel claws in my hair only to realize it was my bird and I tripped on a tiny toy car tgat came out of nowhere and right when that happened my mom says "Hey have you ever fallen doing something stupid?" and she started laughing.
Also MattonMatt action :3
If YoU VoTeD foR mE If YoU VoTeD foR mE If YoU VoTeD foR mE PuT tHe yOuR hAnDs Up DONT THREAten MeH HAVe YOU LOST YOUR MIND.
plans on next animation: green grabs orb and now has teleporting power and he teleports in a portal to purple and then tries to free her and then black comes as a bunch of clones and then they all work together and then the giant yellow is even bigger and stomps on them and kills them all and then the series ends. just kidding but anyway they free purple and... and... ok i'm such a failure I don't even know what happens next maybe all together they HAVE A BOSS BATTLE AND FIGHT THE GIANT YELLOW WITH CLONE POWER TO THE DEATH AND THEN I END THE ANIMATION AND THEN ON THE NEXT ONE THEY DO IT AND FIGHT TO THE DEATH AND *gasp* I'M OUT OF BREATH SO
A Song About Birds
Christiaan Van Vuuren
The woodpecker bird likes pecking wood
The bluebird's a bird that sings pretty good
Sparrows are a bird that are pretty cool ay
But the ibis is a bird that drinks bin juice all day
A crow is a bird with a heaps mad squawk
A cockatoo's a bird with a sick mohawk
Chicken is a bird that tastes good and lays eggs
And ibises are bin juice drinking dregs
A goose is a bird that's chilled like a duck
An ibis is a bird that's a picnic wrecking ****!
Doves are birds that represent purity
Ibises wreck picnics and disrupt the community
Penguins are birds that fall in love and mate for life
But ibises love nothing cause they're dead inside!
Swan is a bird that's graceful and that
And ibises aren't birds they're feathered bin rats
It's the ibis
Bin juice drinking gronks
Yeah the ibis
Their beaks are gross and long
It's the ibis
Picnic wrecking jerks
Yeah the ibis
They're the worst birds
The condor is an awesome bird of prey
A hawk's a bird that'
A hawk's a bird that's a cool bird ay
The eagle bird soars through the sky as it hunts
But ibises are bin juice drinking cunts
The albatross bird lives to sixty maybe older
A parrot is a bird living on a pirate's shoulder
Parrots say cool shit like "Polly want a cracker?"
But ibises just ****ing come up and harrass ya
A lorikeet's a bird with a colourful jacket
Ibises can **** off back to their home planet
A seagull's a bird that scabs hot chips
And there's only one bird that's scabbier than this
It's the ibis
They're picnic wrecking irrits
It's the ibis
I hope they don't come near us
Yeah the ibis
They're bin juice drinking jerks
It's the ibis
They're the ****en shittest birds
The ibis is a picnic wrecking burden on humanity
A dumpster diving bin chicken disrupting the community
Annoying the general public at every opportunity
Disgrace to feathered creatures bringing shame on the bird family
If there are any ibises watching this, firstly
There's no bin juice here so you can ****
Off Secondly get a job and ****en do something with your life
Sort it out you're on the road to nowhere
Go migrate to that garbage island floating in the middle of the
Pacific ocean or some shit I don't know
I'm not your dad I can't tell you how to live your life
Just stop wrecking everyone's picnics ****
It's the ibis
Bin juice drinking cunt
It's the ibis
That's ruining your lunch
Yeah the ibis
Picnic wrecking jerks
It's the ibis
What a ****ing cunt of a bird
If I was an ibis I'd go kill myself
