idk which is worst this

I tried to impress someone by jumping of a VERY high monkey gym with watermelon in my mouth. I jumped over and I choked on the watermelon and my ankles hurt for the next week. My best friend wasn't amused (person i was trying to impress)

That

That

Hmmm... me, seeing my friend swimming, and deciding to jump into the deep end to impress my friend and show her I could swim ( we were like 4 or 5 ) and ended up half drowned.

U were there but I tried impressing my dad with a toy but I broke it before I could even show him