Shrek would make a good pokemon tbh

he would replace arceus

Shrek The legendary swamp pokemon type: grass/water This pokemon is the god of all grime and muck, he can luanch large orbs of shit and swamp water as defense, and calls upon the power of dank memes when low on health. Be carful around this pokemon, shrek tends to get aroused quite easily and will shove a twig up the ass of anyone, or anything he finds attractive.

lol I suck at writing pokedexes

shrek is love shrek is love jk that thing scared me

life*

best pokedex entry ever

what dafuq did i just read

leek

Shrek is life.