my parents just think
"OH WELL WE DID THIS AND SHE HAS NO ****ING CLUE WHAT THE HELL WE DID AND HOW BUT NOW WERE GONNA GET MAD WHEN SHE DOESN'T KNOW AND BLAMES US FOR NOT TEACHING HER BECAUSE WE NEVER ****ING DID!!!"
one of these days im gonna poison them in their sleep i swear