Cow Abduction
by:
sealshifter 
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24.11.2018
9 comments
CocoTheFox
24.11.2018 00:38
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sealshifter[OP]
24.11.2018 00:39
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Me:Holy Cow, I just witnessed an Abduction!!!!!! *calls 911*
911: 911, what's your emergency?
Me: I JUST SAW A COW GET ABDUCTED!!
911: where are you, what did the kidnappers look like?
Me: I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIELD AND IT WAS ALIENS IN A UFO!!!
911: Could you repeat that ma'am?
Me: IT WAS THE ALIE- *gets abducted*
911: Ma'am?
Me: *tied up to and gagged* !!!!!
Aliens: no witnesses. *hangs up the phone, since i can't*
