we have a Halloween store nearby that actually sells creeper heads-

Step one: Buy a nice shirt and black trousers. Step two: Get a cardboard box, and cut a round hole big enough in the bottom for your head. Step three: Paint the box neon green (yes, go buy a small tub of paint! >:0) and rule in pencil where the face texture is going to go. Measure how big one pixel would be first of all, then draw the eyes (one eye is 2x2 and the gap between the eyes is also 2x2), then draw the middle of the creeper's nose/mouth thing (2x3, it should fit on the inner bottom corners of the eyes.) with the two extended bits on the sides (you've got the idea by now)! Step four: Paint the insides of those black and mix some dark green for eye shadow, this is because if you look at a creeper's face (or at least a 1.7 creeper's face) there is actually dark green there too. Step five: You forgot to by a white bow-tie ya dunce, go buy one and draw tiny creeper faces and TNTs on it! Step six: Forget the suit jacket, you're already the hot stuff! You look as if you might explode! uwu.