Ark Survival Evolved RP?
by:
InfiniteKitsune 
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21.04.2019
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Alex-ChanAndKai-Kun
21.04.2019 13:38
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InfiniteKitsune[OP]
21.04.2019 13:39
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Name: Chan
Gender: Female
Age: 16
Bio: Weird, Pro At taming dinosaurs (bish I played ark before Ik what I’m doin’), Kind, A bit Serious, Mmmmmmmmmmmm.
Crush: Alex
Name:Alex
Gender:Female
Age:16
Bio:Nuuuuuuub(Tru ;-;)/Scaring from dinosaurs easly/Likes Raptors and ı forget the nme the dinosaurs who spits toxic or wateva .-.
Crush:Chan ;>
Uh tell me what u gonna tame? (For ur 1st dinosaur)
Imma tame a Pegomastax (it pickpockets u) and it can go on ur shoulder :>
In mind:
Me:*Tames the Dilophosaurus* :>
Actually:
Me:*trying tame it*
Dilophosaurus:*Spits toxic at me*
Me:AAAAAAAAAA!!*Runs off*
;)
—Start Here, you are waking up, You notice you have a crystal on your arm, you try take it out but it doesn’t come off—
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Alex:*Gets up* ._____.
Dilophosaurus:HISSSSSS
Alex:AAAAAAAAAAA!!*Runs*
Dilophosaurus:*Chases her*
Chan: *Sees A pegomastax And Grabs a berry*
Pegomastax: *Pickpockets the berry And Eats it And gets tamed*
Chan: *picks it up and puts on shoulder*
Alex:*Passes front of Chan like sanic*AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Dilophosaurus:*Chasing her while snarling*
Alex:*Stops for a while and punches it*
Dilophosaurus:*Snarls and spits toxic to her*
Alex:WHO TURNED OFF THE LİGHTSS??!!*Punches the air while don't seeing something*
Pegomastax: *Dino noise*
Chan: Good...now..Protect this human..((we don’t know each other))
((Okay UwU))
Alex:*Like in the Kazoo kids thing*Wait-
Who are you? .__.
Chan: *Looks at Alex* BISH IM GONNA BE THE VERY BEST NO ONE EVER SAW TO CATCH THEM IS MY TEST TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CORE (lmao idk the lyrics
Chan: no u might be some creepy stalker-
T-Rex: *Behind her*
Chan: SUP BISNITCH GOODBYe *Runs away*
T-Rex: *Roars*
Chan:*Takes some meat and walks slowly towards the Sabertooth, also throws some to Alex (The meat)*
Sabertooth: *Snarls*
Chan: Wait Aren’t we supposed to knock it out? AND WHY ARE WE NOT WEARING ANY ARMOUR AND DONT HAVE ANY WEAPONS?
Sabertooth: *Snarls and chases Chan*
Chan: REEEE *Runs to Viking Bay*
Chan: *Sits down then Sees a friggin flying scorpion* ((they knock u out
Chan: Oh, some materials.. *Starts attaching them together and slowly builds a wooden house*
Chan: *Makes a pickaxe and starts breaking metal then goes to smithy and crafts: Iron pickaxe, Iron Axe, Iron Pike/ Spear, iron armor, Pteradon saddle.*
Chan: TIME TO STEAL A WYVERN EGG ((Literally, u gotta steal a wyvern egg, the parents are gonna chase u))
Chan: Oh hi dilo, can u bring the hooman here? I made some armor and weapons for her to survive on her own
((Me:*Watching IT*.-.*Sees a scene*fXXX this shXt ı am out *Closes tab*
((I watched this scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUZpxF86Ozo
Alex:OH U BACC :D
Dilo:*Grabs her with mouth and runs to Chan*
Alex:I AM NOT REMEMBERİNG WE ARE AGREE WITH THIS!
((The scene is funny but the pennywise scene .___.
Alex:LET ME GOOOOOOOOOOO!!*Chan can hear she*
Dilo:*Continues running*
Dilo:*Throws Alex front of Chan*
Alex:I AM NOT A TOOOOOOOOOYYYY!!
Chan: In my house there is armor and weapons, go take them .-.
((I just watched a try not to laugh vid .-.
Lil kid who riding a bike:*Sees a nightclub advertisement*O la laaaa
*While looking at the nightclub advertisement and crashes to wall
Me:*Wheeze*U deserved it pervert kiddo >:(
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((XD
Pteradon: *Gets Ready to fly*
Chan: Do you want a wyvern egg?
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Pteradon: *Arrives And Glides Down And Lands into a wyvern nest* ((Do u want a Fire, Electric, or poison? ((Ice eggs live in cold areas)
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Chan: *Steals Poison And Electric egg and Gets onto pteradon *
Pteradon: *Quickly flies away*
Parent Wyverns: *Chases her*
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Alex:*She is maked a camp fire in the house and cooking meat*..
Dilo:*Sitting* :>
Pteradon: *Gets killed by the wyvern*
Chan: OH SHT *starts falling but lands into water next to the house and swims there and the Wyverns flew away*
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Chan: *Big splash then opens door to the house and runs inside and falls on knees, holding the 2 big eggs*
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Chan: *Puts the Eggs near a bunch of torches and they slowly started hatching*
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((Me: *Tries getting labels off of cup*
((Cursed cup: *Breaks my nail*
((Me: F
((Mom: *Gives me a big chocolate bunny with chocolate eggs*
((Me: :D
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((Nope it’s morning
Pegomastax: *Also sleeping*
Chan: *Pets poison Wyvern and it instantly gets teleported outside and is grown up* jesus
((Okai
Alex:*Pets Lightning Wyvern and same happens* .-. Osht
Chan: *Stands up and sits on Poison* ((nickname for Poison Wyvern
Poison; *Gets Ready to fly*
((I can give Thunder nickname to Lightning wyvern .-.
Alex:*Gets up and stands on Thunder* .w.
Thunder:*Lil roar*
Poison: *Lands to a precipice*
Chan: the Orb is in a cave, we gotta dive into the water
Chan: You Cant Swim? .-. (Tbh the headbop oN 16 shots meme is hard
((Look at the first one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROJ6VqGQsBo
It's din't ThePaperSandwich 0-o?
Chan: Hold on tight then. *Grabs Alex And Jumps down* ((;-; I’mma just do my own headbop
Chan: *Lands into the water and swims to the cave holding alex*
Alex: .~.
(( .-.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4In5Bjqr1-eWqKDtIdRgAw/videos
((Me gonna make that meme .-.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHyHiY52Vd4
((But ı don't add the last scene XD
the scene where the boi looks at ze phone
Raptor:*Hisses to Alex*
Alex:*Turns around*-Mind:I will kit it >:((*Shoots it*
Raptor:*Ded*
Chan: Behind you-....
Mosasaurus: *Roars And is in the water*
((Wtf is it just me or Is my heart stopped beating slowly? .-.
(( https://www.quora.com/What-happens-when-my-heart-stops-beating-for-one-minute