lmao sorry for that but lemme type

so my mom ordered pizza from pizza hut and when we got to pizza hut she's like "here walk in and pay it for me" and me dumb-ass-****in-social-awkward-kid-aAAAUGH-person was like "uH can't you dO tHat YOuRSeLF?" she's like "no my back hurts" ok it always does wtf deal with it so finally i'm all awkward walkin in like "hey i wanna die" (didnt actually say it lmao) and i try to grab the money from mY POCKET AND IT ALL ****ING FALL S so i hurriedly pick it up and the dude there walks out (at least after i got my money picked up) so i babble "im here to ordEr for (Mom's Name)—" and he's like "oh, okay" and does all of that smart shit "just a few more minutes" "ok" //cue me sitting in complete silence, without my mom, in a pizza hut, for at least four minutes "it's ready, here you go" and then i choke out a thank you and leave tHIS IS WHY I WILL NEVER BE A GOOD MUM ****ING HeLL

you can type now~

I FEEL REaLLY BAD FOR YoU

we drove by one of those :0