I WANNA BE TORD

idk edds world

I wanna be tom

ok

wait what is kenny playing in Tord's room?

Tord: *reading hentai and ignoring kenny*

Tom:I'm bored

Tom:is that Tomee bear???

Tord: *glares a tom* get the **** out

Tom:ok then *goes to get a snack at kitchen*

lilacluna: *sighs*

Tord: okay he's gone.

Tom:*sees only snacks are pineapples*

Tom:Father are you back alive?

lilacluna: *appears behind tom* hello.

Tord: O-O *goes to help him up* Uhh.. are you okay? That's um- ignore that *kicks them away*

Tom:Oh hi lilac

lilacluna: im lilac.

Tom:I know

Tord: Oh shoot what was it-

*oh sh*t forget that part*

(At this moment Tom broke the fourth wall)

lilacluna: tom. i heard something last night.

Tom:*goes to Internet to search up Eddsworld*

Tom:WAIT WHAT STRanger

Tord: ........OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. You need help.. *goes off to get bandages*

Tom:*goes get a gun*

Tom:that's lilac

*don't fuggin forget her name!!!!!!*

Tom:How did you forget?

Tord: -.- *pulls everything out cupboards* WHERE'S THE ****IN BANDAGES?!

Tom:Didn't you use them all?

lilacluna: i heard the sound of a male singing last night. it sounded like someone i used to know.

Tord: NO.

Tom:Buy some more then *drinks smirnoff*

Tom:Oh

Tom:*drinks half of smirnoff*

Tord: *mumbles* I hate you

Tom:I hate you too

Tord: *goes back to kenny* are you okay?! I remembered I left some in here * grabs bandages and puts it around his arm*

Tord: (waIT nVM)

Tord: KENNY-

Tom:Ow!

Tom:*sees Kenny* are you ok?

Tom:**** nvm

Tom:*drinks lots of smirnoff*

Tord: -.- STAY STILL *puts bandages around his arm*

Tom:*hic*

lunar: *catches kenny and pats his back* you're okay kenny. you're not gonna die. *shiek's theme plays, and a male voice starts singing* ???: ♪rising past and truth unite, waken to the morning light, hide your darkest doubts and fears away in me, back and fourth through space and time you'll stay with me, careful to not overlook the unseen♪ lilacluna: that's the voice i heard last night!

Tom:*looks very drink*

Drunk*

*forget the catching part*

Drunk Tom: Hey *hic* Tord

*shiek's theme continues* lilacluna: do you guys hear that?

Tord: Oh.. uhh.. hi?

Drunk Tom:get me *hic* more smirnoff

Tord: probably out buying cola again

Tord: why can't you get it yourself?! you're drunk anyway!

(Edd is missing)

Drunk tom:no I'm not drunk *hic*

*the song continues* lilacluna: kenny. do you hear that song?

lilacluna: and i came here cuz i was lonely!!!!!!

(I should be Matt too XD)

lilacluna: c'mon kenny. let's go see where it's coming from!

Matt:Hey guys!

Matt:What is happening here?

(( Sure )) Edd: *kicks the door down* I'VE BOUGHT ENOUGH COLA NOW *bags are full of cola* Tord: Yes you are- HOLY SHIT

lunar: don't you remember her? she used to be your friend, did she not?

lilacluna: *goes outside* c'mon kenny. let's go! ^-^

lilacluna: *smiles and waits for kenny* ^-^

lilacluna: i want to see where that song is coming from! *shiek's them continues*

Edd: THERES SO MUCH PPL HERE?! Tord: mmhmmm..

Tom:bdjdkfj

lunar: don't you remember her? kenny is her friend. her name is lilac. trust me. she won't hurt kenny.

Tom:*does mating dance since he's drunk*

Edd: aw thanks kenny but I hope it isn't too heavy :3 Tord: kenny are you okay now, does it still hurt?

Tord: TOM WHAT THE FU

Matt:wyf tom

Wtf

lilacluna: trust me. i won't hurt the lil bean!

Tom;*seduces*

Matt:ok who gave him too much smirnoff

Edd: SOMEONE STOP TOM Tord: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tom:no

Matt:WTFFFFFFFFFF

(The bean cusses now great)

lunar: i'll take care of the cola. kenny. go with lilac. you might meet an old friend of her's! ^-^

Tord: imscared

lilacluna: why am i never remembered. *walks away* c'mon kenny.

lilacluna: kenny? /o ~ o\"

Pikadrawz is there a lake or a pool or water any where)

Crybaby in a giraffe costume: *runs through the scene* HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEH

lilacluna: are you okay?

Crybaby in a giraffe costume: *keeps running* HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

Lala:kenny whats goinng on

lunar: *dumps water on kenny*

Edd: kenny are u ok? *waves his hand infront of him* I think Tom needs to um, go away for a sec, TORD GO DRAG HIM TO HIS ROOM Tord: why me.. Edd: WE'RE BUSY PLEASE DO IT Tord: fine.. *picks tom up and puts him to his room*

Ok)) Merpup:she is in the pool sings a song realy loud that they come to cheack it out*ARHO ARHO ARHOOO

Crybaby in a giraffe costume: *stops running and pokes Rain over and over*

Edd: WHY ARE THERE SO MUCH RANDOM PPL?! AAAAAAAAAA

Tom:*takes of hoodie and shirt* (tom is really drunk)

lilacluna: kenny please tell us what's wrong! /o ~ o\"

Tord: TOM STOPPPPPPPPPPPP

Lala:whats that sound

Crybaby in a giraffe costume: I'm not random. I've been here for a while now. *shows a bag of their stuff that she stole*

Edd: -_- give it back D:

lunar: *hugs kenny* calm down and tell us what's wrong.

CBG: NEVERRRR!!!!!! *runs away*

Edd: m-mah cola..

Merpup:sings a loud song that kenny can here*ARHO ARHO ARHOOO

Edd: *is in the position kenny is in and cri*

midna: *teleports cbg to where she was* DON'T move

CBG: *drinks cola*

CBG: *steals cooler*

midna: *grabs cola away from crybaby and gives it back to edd* here

Merpup:jumps out the water like a dolphin and back in the water and kenny sees it*

midna: *holds crybaby in place*

Tom:*pases out* Matt:at least he's unconcious

Edd: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tom:WTF HAppened

Tord: *drags him Tom to his room* why do I have to do this

(Whoops)

Tom:...

Merpup:jumps out the water again and back into the water like a dolphin and kenny goes to cheack it out close*

lilacluna: *sees someone on a treetop* hey merpup! look up there! on top of the tree!

( isn't tom unconcious? )

lunar: kenny is at the pool.

Matt:I look fabulous!

(I said whoops that meant to be in his mind)

Merpup:pops head out of the water*

Tom:*wakes up*

Tom:ughhhh what happened

???: *plays harp* /- _ -\" lilac.

Tom:hmm?

Merpup:pops head back in the water and grads necklace and puts it on wich makes her have legs and a screat and a long pofy tail*

(At this moment Tom knew he ****ed up)

lilacluna: *jumps in and grabs kenny* *swims to surface*

Merpup:swims to kenny and grabs him and brings him to sour*

sea demon: *grabs lilacluna* lilacluna: *muffled* noo!

Tom:*puts hoodie and shirt on* someone tell me wtf happened

Merpup:dont worry

lilacluna: *kicks the sea demon off* *goes to shore* *gasp!* oh my god. that was terrifying.

Tord: well tom you seduced, then you took off your shirt and hoodie, and overrall being drunk

medicina: *heals kenny*

edd: *runs outside* what happened?!

Merpup:gose on land and trys to stand up*

???: *stands on treetop and plays shiek's theme on harp* i hope lilac is safe.

Merpup:sure

Tom:*heads outside*

Tom:I'm confused

Edd: oh no where is he? *looks behind* TOM WHAT DID YOU TO DO KENNY D:?! Tord: *sighs* I wouldn't really go out there unless you wanna get beat up

lilacluna: *sees the figur on the tree* shiek? shiek: lilac?

Tom:Wait whaaa

Merpup:would swim in the pool and jump out of the water and jumpes back in the water*

Tom:mms *goes back in*

merhog: edd took kenny into the house.

Tom:oh....

Matt:Well I was sleeping

edd: okay! *runs to get matt's fishbowl he had and runs out* got one! Tord: yeah, don't drink smirnoff tonight okay?

Merpup:true

Tom:yeah good idea

Matt:Tord?

shiek: *jumps down from tree and lands smoothly* lilacluna: *tears fall from eyes* shiek! /> ~ <\" *hugs shiek* shiek: *pats lilacluna's back* im glad you're safe.

Tord: ..? yeah? Edd: oh. okay.

Matt:why did you punch me in the face?

Tord: *laughs* terrified by tom.. not surprised

Tord: .... ..*clenches fist and gets flashbacks* eheh.. that was a while ago Matt

Tom:yea me too :V

Matt:Well ok

Merpup:would swim all the way down to the bottem of the pool and swim up as fast as she can and jumped out the water really high the sun shined on her and she went back into the water*

lunar: are you okay tord?

Tord: ..*goes silent*

Tom:yeah Tord you seem. Odd

Matt:I agree

Merpup:uses tail to splash rain and edd*

shiek: it's okay. im here now. lilacluna: *cries a lil more* /> - <\" i missed you *sob* *sob* so much!

Tord: IT'S NOTHING! *growls and walks away to his room*

Edd: o.o I'm wet

Matt and tom:If you say so

Merpup:umm kenny is up

Matt:*goes outside*

Matt:What is that???!!!

Tord: *sits on bed and looks at his robot arm* stupid..

lunar: ..............*runs into room and cries* /> ~ <\"

Tom:*goes to room and sleeps*

(Tom went to sleep good job)

Merpup:goes back to swiming

quill: that's a merpup *flies away*

Matt:who thinks I'm fabulous?

Tom:*wakes up and brings harpoon gun* now wheres that monster

Tord: not me : )

Tom:I mean rthe pool monster Tord

Tord: *leans against wall watching them*

Merpup:starts singing again and kenny and rain hear*ARHO ARHO ARHOOOO

(But why the **** dos tom recently hav his harpoon gun)

Tord: *grabs harpoon gun* OH HELL NO

(First his dad now his harpoon gun)

lilacluna: *falls asleep in shiek's lap* -_- sheik: *smiles and picks up lilacluna and carries her*

Merpup:sorry i just love to sing hey can one of u pass me my necklace

Tom:Hey my harpoon gun!

(Don't make tom turn into a monster I swear)

Tord: how do you work this thing? *presses the button to shoot the harpoon and it goes through him* ............ ( edge alert )

Tom:Tord why

(Wow it looks like I said tomtord)

Merpup:thx touches the floor and the necklace glows and her mertail disapears and legs and a screat and a long flofy tail*now i can walk around

Tom:according to a long time ago idk

This has happened to me before so ok what to do

(Oh nu I forgot to put tom)

Merpup:walks around walks over to kenny*hey kenny want to see some thing cool

( btw when i said that i meant that tord accidently shot the harpoon through himself )

Tom:Now we have to bring Tord to the hospital great

Merpup:kenny come

Edd: HOLY SHIT WE NEED AN AMBULANCE

Matt:why aren't I talking ;-;

Matt:AND OH MY GOD TORAD

TORD*

Tom:holy pony eating macoroni he's bleeding a lot

Merpup:takes off necklace and puts it down *ok i still have legs but when i touch the water my mertail goes back and put your hand out

Edd: *calls an ambulance*

(Lol I had to do that)

Tord: *falls to the ground unconcious*

Tom:EDD WHERES THE AMBILANCE

Ambulance*

Edd: IT'LL TAKE 10 MINUTES- wait why do you care?

Edd: WE CAN'T CAUSE THEY'RE ALREADY ON THE WAY

Tom:uhhh

Merpup:ok dont freack ok *uses nose and touches kennys hand with her nose witch makes kenny a merfox*

Real tom:THATS NOT ME

Fake tom:No I'm the real one

Edd: TOM STOP FOOLING AROUND YOUR '' FRIEND '' IS DYING FOR CHRIST SAKE!!

(There's 2 toms in the room)

Tom:a clone great

Edd: *teleports the fake tom away*

Tom:I saw what happened

*ambulance sirens*

Kenny:jump in the pool and u will get a mertail *jumps in pool and her mertail appears*

Edd: DO YOU CARE TOM D:?

Tom:for the last time he's not my friend :/

Edd: -_- SO?!

Tom:I'm leaving

medicina: *takes the harpoon out and heals tord*

Edd: DON'T WORRY!

Matt:phew

merhog: hello! ^-^

*ambulance ppl come and put tord on that thingy whatever its called and put him in the van* Edd: T-T..

(Tom and Tord never made until the future the end)

Merpup:heh look kenny your a merfox now

I forgot up classic stupid shadow

Merpup:hi merhog

Tom:(in room) ughhhh why can't I just be alone

merhog: *helps kenny*

Matt:Tord wake up!

Merpup:swims next to kenny*

edd: in the meantime what do we do?

Matt:idk Tim left

merhog: i hear something! *goes underwater and looks around*

Merpup:see fun hehe

(At this point shadow comes outta nowhere)

Shadow:hello

merhog: *sees a sea demon* *goes back up* sea demon!!!!!

Merpup:come kenny lets follow mer hog *swims down to catch up to merhog*

sea demon: *swims after the merhog* *roars*

merhog: *swims away*

Edd: anyone wanna answer why the heck I have a SEA DEMON THE POOL??

(( Can I join as Galaxy, I bored ))

sea demon: *grabs the merhog by it's tail* merhog: help!!! *struggles*

(( Can I join? ))

(( k )) Galaxy: o-o

lunar: actually. this is a migratory sea demon. it migrated here by itself. we should be able to kill it.

Galaxy: yeaa I'm not fighting I did enough today

merhog: help! *struggles* zoran: rain stop! i got this! *swims to the sea demon and punches it* sea demon: screeeeeech! *lets go of the merhog's tail*

Galaxy: ...

merhog: ow my tail! /> ~ <\

zoran: *uses magic to teleport the sea demon* begone!!!! sea demon: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!! *dissapears* merhog: *sinks to the bottom of the pool* -_-

Merpup:merhog your tail

Galaxy: * I dive into the pool and Save Merhog *

Merpup:care ful kenny

Galaxy: * I come up with Merhog in my arm and I get out of the pool 8

Galaxy:...

zoran: it's gone!!!! merhog: *still sinking* /- _ -\

Brb and Pickadrawz plz like and comment on the new drawing im ganna do)) Merpup:grabs merhog*

Galaxy: CRAP * swims down again to save merhog and when I come up I put him on the deck on the pool *

lunar: RAIN!! THE DAMN SEA DEMON IS GONE!!!! ZORAN KILLED IT!!!!!!!

Merpup:pulls her to sour and puts her on land*

(( guys this is kinda unrealistic, i mean in the pool there isn't some random sea demon that pops up..

merhog: /- _ -\ *is passed out*

Galaxy: wow that was an adventure

lunar: ahem. the sea demon migrated here.

Galaxy: * does CPR to Merhog *

(( but why? is there a reason? and why it'd choose to come here, and why in a pool?

merhog: *cough* *cough* uuugh /> - <\ *wakes up*

Galaxy: * I stop *

lunar: it may have been migration season. o-o

Galaxy: * Drys Rain off *

lunar: and the pool thing i cannot explain.

Galaxy: There better?

merhog: what happened?

Galaxy: something

And as lala

Yay