If you look up "Nazi countryhumans" you'll find a ton of Nazi x Russia nsfw

*internal screaming*

wait WHAT I FOUND WHAT

* Saws it and internal screaming also *

your f u c k i n g dead to me

woah woah wOAH hold on there buckaroo

RUSSIA WAIT

A

Why do you have so many guns?!

🤔

I hope you have a license... 😤

:iNtErNAL sCrEeching:

*had guns with a out a license* *sweats*

Netherlands I SWEAR- OK THATS IT LETS GO DO SOME GUN SAFTEY-

:ScREAM:

Das alotta permits

gud boi Russia 😤

and I don't suppose you have one either, America?

UMM *runs cuz has dont wanna do gun safety*

a

.......no

:Smacks Russia's hat off and runs away:

COME ON LEMME TEACH YOU HOW TO USE A GUN *cocks gun* LIKE A PRO *shoots bullet to the sky like and absolute g*

*le run away from canada*

*laughing like an insane maniac*

My boyfriend is crazy o-o

*laughing but starts chocking* O O F

*walks over to canada* maybe not *pats his back*

OW WTF DID U DO THAT FOR YOU- ****** slap*

(oof) *commits falls back wards*

NETHERLANDS IM SOWEEEEE *squeez- I mean, hugs him*

is back*

*le hug backs*

BUT I WILL ABSOLUTELY TWAT YOU IF YOU BREAK MY SPINE AGAIN- (Canada became british lol)

lol yes) qwq sorry

better be your ****ing tit

wHaT's a TiT?

a breast, finland

its also a type of bird (blue tit)

o hh

Why are you calling a boy a ****ing tit

qmq canada got not so nice

WHEEZE*

british kids call everyone tits- like we need a british kid dictionary its so complicated

lol yes)

*still has no hoodie rn*

*eats lunch*

tit - cunt but in a nicer way twat - also a cunt but also beating someone up scrap - fight bash - good at it my g - originally a term used in gangs, trustworthy innit - short/slang for 'isn't it'

o h

Mk let me just *takes these and saves them in a google docs* yeah)

wait do americans use 'piss off'? I wouldn't bloody know- oh yeah! bloody - this is kinda hard to explain but like um shrek says it so just watch the shrek films

W O W)

yes yes we do piss off is like go to phrase for us)

blimin - another word for 'bloody' smashing - great cracking - another word for 'smashing' brill - short for 'brilliant' blimey - an expression of being surprised

((Lmao hi

HELLO WELCOME TO BRITISH 101! xD

((I'm also British and what about giddy A XD

((GET ON THAT BRO

Where we learn ALLLLLLL the British terms

oh yeah oh my giddy ay - oh my god

@w@

vag - vagina

*dosnt know why we need to know that but alright*

what else do we day? cHINA HELP ME

are you sure smashing doesn't mean something else?

do americans say 'willy'??

whats chuffed?

shut-

chuffed means like happy or satisfied

o o-o

'cor' is a word for 'blimey'

wazzock?

im gonna make a whole post for this brb-

wazzock is a ****in mad lad

xD