[Intro] Robbie: “Are you, uh, a real villain?” Bobbie: “Well, uh, technically... nah.” Robbie: “Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real superhero?” Bobbie: “Nah.” Robbie: “Have you ever tried a disguise?” Bobbie: “Nah, nah...” Robbie: “Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be villains!” [Hook] Hey! We are Number One Hey! We are Number One [Verse 1] Now listen closely Here's a little lesson in trickery This is going down in history If you wanna be a Villain Number One You have to chase a superhero on the run Just follow my moves, and sneak around Be careful not to make a sound (Shh) (No, don't touch that!) [Hook] We are Number One Hey! We are Number One We are Number One [Verse 2] Ha ha ha Now look at this net, that I just found When I say go, be ready to throw Go! (Throw it on him, not me!) (Ugh, let's try something else) Now watch and learn, here's the deal He'll slip and slide on this banana peel! (Ha h