wait, I just seen the letter, NEW CAPTION! 'When you get terminated from your job as a stripper and take lot's of drugs and alcohol, you pass out at the wheel and you crash into your neighbours house... You awake toy see police come closer, you instantly hop out of the van and run up into your room, where the only friend you have, Mr. Spider, attempts to comfort you to no avail. The police are just 5 seconds from entering and ending your life as you know it...'

Is that good Mr. Obeese Alphabet?