*coughs a bit* okAY I'M GOOD. *nosebleeds* DAMMIT. XDDD

*holds one of the tissues on my nose* thanks. XD

uwu

*smooch*

Melton: Oh my god you’re the sexiest thing in the world

Melton: Anyway I’ll be right back I’m going to get some snowcones

*One minute later* Melton: I’m sorry if it took me a while it was a long line

Melton: Here you go your favorite color red

Melton: No problem

Melton: Isn’t it nice to just let your skin out and just observe the sun

Melton: Be honest I really love spending these times with you

Random guy: Hello hot stuff

Random guy: How about you and me get some alone time

Random guy: Are you sure because I think a hot stuff like you deserve some fun

Random guy: I~ Melton: Listen buddy I don’t want you to get here OK

Random guy: What are you saying are you her boyfriend Melton: yep

Random guy: That’s bullshit how can a hot sexy girl like that I could be in alone with a boy like you Melton: Listen here buddy I don’t want to get my day off messy so keep this short.I don’t want you to get near her OK I want you to get back on your feet go home with details between your legs and leave us alone

*The guy who runs off scared as hell* Melton: FiFi what are you doing

Melton: Why are you putting a crab

Melton: Hey if you want we can keep them as a pet

Melton: Sure why not you can also use a new friend

Melton: So what are you going to name him

Melton: Actually can I name him

Melton: How about.....claw

Melton: Welcome to the family Claw Claw: *Rubs his face on Melton’s face*

Melton: I don’t know why but a lot of animals love me

Melton: You are a cute little fella Claw: Ep!

Claw: Ep ep

Melton: Be honest he’s kind a like a little kid

Claw: mama

Melton: White he can talk Claw: Dada

Melton: I can’t believe he actually speaks Claw: *Reaches for FiFi* mama!

Claw: mama *Hugs her face*

Melton: I’m actually starting to like claw He is like a kid

Melton: Who knows possibilities are in less

Melton: But either way let’s try to take care of them the best we can

Melton: Let’s go home OK

*Back at the house*

Melton: Welcome to your new home claw

Claw: *Shakes a bit*

Melton: Are you OK little buddy Claw: *Starts to cry*

Melton: It’s OK buddy it’s OK it’s OK *Hugs claw* Cloth: *Hugs back*

Claw**

Claw: *Hugs both of them* Melton: Do you want to see the rest of the house little buddy Claw: *Nods*

Melton: OK

*Three minutes later*

*One minute later* Melton and claw: Zzzzzz

Claw: Zzzz mama zzzzzz

Claw: *wakes up*

Claw: mama mama!!

Claw: up up

Claw: *hugs her face*

Claw: I lov yo mama

Melton: hey daddy does not get hugs to Claw: *hugs him*

Melton: *hugs both of them*

Melton: I love you both

Melton: 0///////////0

Melton: 0/////0 w-what did you s-say?

Melton: 0////////0 no

Melton: 0//////0

Melton: 0//////0 S-Sorry

Melton: >////////< *Kisses FiFi *

Melton: 0///////0 *runs into he’s room*

Melton: *hits His head on the wall*

Melton: 0////////0 I’m completely fine

Melton: I am perfectly sure *melts into a Puddle*

Melton: ...Not right now.... I’m still trying to take in.... what just happened

Claw: Daddy?

Claw: *Climbed under the door*

Melton: Claw what are you doing in here?

Melton: I thought you were outside with mommy Claw: *Daddy Hugs him*

Melton: Yeah he came from under the door!

Melton: OK

Melton: If you’re upset at me because of the kiss I’m sorry

Melton: It’s because we’ve only known each other for a few weeks and I thought this was going to move a little too far I just wanted to give it some time but I couldn’t help it

Melton: Are you sure

Melton: But I don’t think you understand the concept of love you

Melton: I called that

Melton: But do you understand what it means love

Claw: mama?

Claw: *Walks right in front of her* mama,

Claw: up?

Claw: *Lays on her head*

Melton: fifi?

Melton: *Tabs on her shoulder*

Melton: *French kisses her*

Melton: .....0///////0

Melton: *Melt into a puddle*

Melton: That’s why my name is Melton I can literally liquefy myself but this also happens when I get nervous and embarrassed

Melton: How was this cool this means that I’m embarrassed

Melton: 0//////0 Be quiet no I’m not I’m just flustered

Claw: *Starts to nibble on Melton*

Melton: Claw do not eat me please you do not know what it’s going to happen

Claw: *starts to turn to Stone* mama! Melton: Oh no!

Melton: I told him not to eat me now thanks to That he’s going to transform Into something else!!

Melton: I’ve never seen the transformation So I don’t know!!!

Claw:m-mama~ *Completely turns to stone*

Melton: Oh this is bad *Then the statue shakes*

Melton: FiFi Stanback *It shakes some more*

*The statue cracks apart completely* Melton: Oh it smells like piss!

???: Ummm Melton: Claw is that you?

???: Mommy daddy?

Melton: Claudia you look different are you sure you OK Claw: *nods*

Claw: mommy?

Claw: *hugs her*