// triggered jehova noises //

wHY didn't you told me about pauls existence u commie what else do you have an army??

// triggered tom noises //

tf i was talking to him was i talking to a ghost or what

wH A T T H E F U C K C O M M I E

>:(

// triggered asf //

//sl ap s//

>:'C

hiss

stop making me feel bad

stop crying i dont wanna feel bad ;(

what about me why are you ignorine m E

OWO?

*fingerguns*

then pay me more

do it look like i care?

you dont pay me enough

owu

hey you, the one with no eyes. give me more than two pieces of bread a dae and ill work for you instead

im broke sorry ;-(

you got vodka?

i knowive seen your hentai collection chill

owu

Yes don't worry I'm only a hologram *hologram noises*

does that mean i can throw a rock at you paul?

and itll just pass. right through you..? *slowly bends down to pick up a rock*

P-patryck don't you dare!

*picks up the rock* (paultryk yes or no?)

(eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh ok) T.T

*gently tosses the rock at his feet*

Paul: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- That wasn't that bad..

*takesa few steps back and tackles him full force head on*

EEP!

*sits on him*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

h e l p

*covers his mouth*

fuq-

dont make me get the tape

;_;

WHAT?!

Tord can you tell Patryck to stop ra- I mean, abusing me-

im not abusing you!

Get off me you weirdo T.T

im testing how good your holograms are

Yeah you moron it was just a lie to make sure Tord's friends didn't find us out!

I KNOW YOU DUMBASS!

you two are too dense to get a joke.

*irritated Paul noises*

*shrUG* (mun: *SMUG NORWEGIAN NOISES*)

e.e

hey um im still here so paul isn't a hologram?

Nah I AM a hologram, I was just trying to get Patryk to stop... being weird u w u

no he's a giant stick of butter tord carved into a man. he chanted the communist manifesto to him the three times as he did so and when he was finished he put a piece of bacon with his name on it inside the open mouth of the butterman

*facepalms*

no wait thats what they do for those clay golem thingies

patrykpleaseshutupyesthankyou *inhales*

no

T.T Well Whatcha doing here, Tom?

Your moment? (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

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l m a o i think we scared Tom off

oh sorry i was on acid what happened

1) mmmmk 2) FUQ 3) *deletes previous comment*

Thank you uwu *smokes cigarette*

uWo

*poofs into thin air so that you can resume your tomtord-ing*

o h ? ~