USA: You love someone else, don't you...

USA: ...Why? WHY? W H Y ???

USA: ... I STILL HAVE MY F***ING OIL AND F***ING BIRGER KING, SO F*** OFF, THE WAR IS GOING TO CONTINUE!!!

USA: *sobs a bit* I DON'T F***ING WANT A WAR AT YOU EITHER, BUT I MUST!!!

USA: It's fine... i'm going to nuke you all either ways...

USA: *le gets a nuke of his size and throws it at McDonald's, but it did nothing* ... What the f***? ((I headcannon that CB can kill eachother but are harmless for humans or similar species))

USA: *shoots at you with his gun but it only tickles*

USA: Uh-... W-Why aren't my weapons...? What is going on, this isn't working...

USA: ... *shoots at himself to see if they work* AAAK- OH MY GOD, WHY DID I DO THAT???

USA: Sh*t, they w-work on Countryballs but not on humans...

USA: i th-thought they d-didn't properly work *somehow coughs blood even tho he's got no mouth*

USA: Ugh- i-i'll try... Heh... *coughs more blood*

USA having a war against a fast food place