hey vsauce deadly here imagine sticking a toothpick under your toenail then kicking a wall

hey Wheatley Wheatley guess what

seduce me

;)

no buts except miNe lmao

waIt wHat Why?

n o m e

no meee

and guess what, it's the truth that you're better than me 😎👊

yeah he's right

jK-

you both have your own great qualities that balance you out Wheatley is friendly and nice but also a bit shy and Ronald is... Ronald.

understandable

my grandma forces me to talk to other people and i HATE social interaction 😔👊

maybe shy isn't the right word hmmm... easily intimidated. id say. you aren't necessarily shy.

half the time irl I only talk to people if I want something from them lmao

anyways uh y'all i'm bout' to go sicko mode right now, since i have nothing to draw, so um yeah

usually if im not talking in capitals and I punctuate all of my sentences with a period, you should actually be ****ing quaking in your boots because it means shit boutta go down

Ronald u should go thicco mode

[[meaty boi]]

fine *cutely goes t h i c c o mode*

*adorably crawls down your ****ing throat* u///u

I-its so c-cozy in here.. uwu.. *epically crawls into esophagus*

o..omg....

*adorably SCREECHES FOR DEAR LIFE AS MY LIFE JUICE DRAINS OUT OF MY BODY AT A RAPID RATE, THE PAIN SO IMMENSE THAT I AM UNABLE TO MOVE, SO I CRY OUT HELPLESSLY AS MY FEEBLE BODY SLOWLY TURNS INTO A CORPSE* >//~//<

*****ing dies epically*

*****ing goes sicko mode*

hey ronnie yeah imma call u ronnie do u have Minecraft java?

SUN IS DOWN, FREEZIN' COLD THAT'S HOW WE ALREADY KNOW, WINTER'S HERE

and no, am on school comp. 😔👊

damn thats a shame