The way I speak.
by:
Shattered-Neon 
212
212
06.04.2019
18 comments
Shattered-Neon[OP]
06.04.2019 07:52
LinkI speak with a weird form of slang
That I think sounds confusing sometimes
Shattered-Neon[OP]
06.04.2019 07:54
LinkAnd irl I can make weird accents such as
Russian (Helga)
*****y brat (Patricia)
Creepy kid
Scottish/Irish
Marshmellow
Posh British kid
-Rubberhose-
06.04.2019 07:55
Link‘Posh British kid’
I can do that aswell
Although I have a pretty crummy accent and like
Am not posh in anyway shape or form
Shattered-Neon[OP]
06.04.2019 07:55
LinkSo,
I’m sorry if I sound patronising.
I don’t mean to
And if u meet me irl (no)
Then you know sometimes I accidentally am posh.
IM NOT TRYING.
-Rubberhose-
06.04.2019 07:56
LinkYou didn’t, don’t worry.
Shattered-Neon[OP]
06.04.2019 07:57
LinkPosh British kid:
Hello, mother, father. This is my friend, Victoria, I was wondering wether or not she could accompany us for our tea?
Shattered-Neon[OP]
06.04.2019 07:58
LinkI’m just self conscious.
And I don’t want people thinkin I’m a little BRAT
-Rubberhose-
06.04.2019 08:00
LinkT E A -
Shattered-Neon[OP]
06.04.2019 08:04
LinkY e s
Ever so very British OwO
I’m Welsh *****-
Shattered-Neon[OP]
06.04.2019 08:04
LinkI swear I’m more sheep dna than human
-Rubberhose-
06.04.2019 08:10
LinkM M M M M T E A -
Not gonna lie but the tea part of the British stereotype is right
The rest is a bunch of shit though
Shattered-Neon[OP]
06.04.2019 08:20
LinkPretty much.
But Uhm I’m a very Welsh person
And basically zero Britishness (not a word) is in me.
Y dyna pam dwi’n gallu siarad Cymraeg yn rhugl!
LunaGalactic
10.04.2019 18:57
LinkHahah lol Da Iawn Ti. Rwyt yn da am Siarad Cymraeg! xD
I don’t usually say
Lol or lmao or wtf etc, etc. Mainly because I feel like a retard when I do