I was at Walmart, right? And then this lady called Sally shows up out of nowhere, CUTS INFRONT OF ME, EATING GODDAMN SHRIMP POPCORN WITH HER MOUTH OPEN SMACKING HER DAMN LIPS LIKE THERE'S NO TOMMOROW, and then she looks at me, she says, "Sally hungry for shriiimmmppp!!" And I lost my damn mind. I threw that hoe across the store and she broke her back, and security dragged me out. The end