It was a ****ing car ad, using Peter and his friend whats-his-name

They were at a science fair and they got a ****ing car for like 3p year olds Theyre like What, 16 by the looks of it?

Like bruh Hoe did u even get it in the building without crashing it Peter?!

Peter: iMaGiNaTiOn Me: bbrruuhh

I dont got no mind so No imagination for me No fancy cars

And like Bruh wtf Its a gray car. Get a red car, Peter. It suits ya better cuz Spiderman Peter: wait wtf how did u kno who i am Me: i broke the 4th wall

Peter: fix it Me: nah im good

Peter: fix it Me: n o Me: *flies away as the Heavenly music plays* Pet r: bruh wtf

Peter: YOU DIDNT FIX THE 4TH WALL Me: *flies in reverse* u dont tell ur elders what tondo Peter; but ur like 15 Winter: IM 32 ****ING YEARS OLD Peter: wait W h a t

Me: see my identity? 32 ****ing years old

Peter: *stun and shock* but ur short Me: do i look like i care? I can fly And teleport And make portals And draw things out of ****ing yoyos And have infinite breathing time Peter: so... pretty much a buncha superheroes combined?.. Me: n o

Me: i am a ****ing Terrarian From the world of Terraria I AM A SNAS *megalovania intensifies* Peter: *game over*

Peter: *reset* WtF iDk U wErE a SaNs ToO

Me: *megalovania* u wanna have a bad tiem?! *Thanos gauntlet* Peter: *eyes guantlet* no thank u

Me: g o o d Peter: ;^;

Me: *gives bad time anyways* Peter: *fails to be spooder man* Peter: *dies in roblox*

Me: get Dunked On B e t c h Peter: *drinks some Sprite Cranberry*

Me: *throws Peter and throws him into the Shrek-Verse* Peter: *screech*

Peter: yo this is trippy man Me: *iz flying around* anna goto the Sans-Verse

Peter: plz Anythin better then dis Me: *takes peters hand* I CAN SSHOW YOU THE WOOOOORLDDDDDD

Me: help me sing the song. *sings a whole new world* A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD

Me: oh and to the Sanses in general Peter: im scared

Sand: heheh. Hey kid. Peter: im 18-19 years old Sand: nd im 40

Im saying hes 40 for rp purposes)) Me: SANS BE NICE THIS IS SPIDERMAN!!!!!! Peter: .-. Sand: *is kwtchup*

Sand: *makes out with ketchup* Peter: *mildly creeped out* Me: yeaahhhhh lets go

Peter: im scared Me: prepare for color Sand: *moaning*

Me: *screams and runs from Fresh* NO LUNATIC DONT HURT MEEEEEEEEEEE Peter: w t f im scarred (Sand is actually ****ing a ketchup bottle)

Me: yeah... im gonna take Spidey to safe place. Peter: *sob*

(BFHEHXNEUSJXNEU WHYYYYY)) Me: we safe F o r n o w Peter: oshtoshtoshtoshtosht

Its far from done

It made me laugh for some reason, and i turned it into a rp Please join me

Im lonely

Plz join I need help

Plz do

OMG WTF

U better join this

Peter: mr stark u hav made me feel good

Peter: mr stark u hav made me feel good

Ok plz do