Spider-Man NWH
mm fish for dinner ;>
✦ Hurbert ✦ :0
hallo
Doodle Thingy
Blue dragon >:3
my upside down world
:>
by:
xXSlayerXx 
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671
02.02.2020
20 comments
Mangotoaster
02.02.2020 04:16
LinkUhhhhh
Mangotoaster
02.02.2020 04:18
LinkHey dad what’s that weird flashlight that vibrates doing in your closet?
xXSlayerXx[OP]
02.02.2020 04:19
LinkHA
Mangotoaster
02.02.2020 04:20
LinkMom what’s this packet of snow doing in dads sock?
xXSlayerXx[OP]
02.02.2020 04:23
LinkHahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahaha
i love it when someone takes a picture of me, it makes me feel special yknow? one time a guy toook a pitsre of me when i was home alone! great isnt it?
The first thing I said when I lost my virginity was
"Stop barking!"
well certain chicken recipes require you to dip the carcass of the mother into the scrambled remains of her unborn child 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
🎵 Have you ever seen your granny passing water by the old mill stream? 🎵
🎵 She pisses for an hour and a quarter, and you can't see her arse for steam! 🎵