i just realized i spelled waifu wrong

just sign here. and here. on this piece of ominous paper :)

thank u now you have just agreed to take care of le kidu's needs like food, water, a loving family, a nice home, destruction, happiness, press ur finger onto the fingerprint scanner and duplicater at the top of the machine

U SEE CHILD you put ur finger/paw/other onto the card thingy at the top. it goes 'beep boop'. the fire lights up in the furnace (ignore the screaming coming from inside it). and then you spam random buttons on the controls. and out come a kidu :> its illegal right now until it gets approved by he officials: beck-o, zee, and random. (cuz why not lol)

yEs BUTTONS cHilD

okey, just sign here. and here. on this piece of ominous paper :)

thank you you have just agreed to take care of the kidu's needs its need for food, air, water, blood, a home, a loving family. so press your finger onto the grey card at the top of the machine :)

okey :D

i just went back and checked this old post cuz why not are u sure u do? OwO