So, my friend- We’ll call him Moron. For reasons. Moron is an idiot. He asks the dumbest questions EVER. So I was drawing at recess, minding my own business, talking to my friend (Cardamon) about songs like Stick Together and Devils don’t fly. When suddenly, MORON shows up. In the most stuck up way possible, asks, “What’cha drawing?” I look up to him and respond with, “A girl.” AND OF COURSE, THE ALMIGHTY CLASSMATE QUESTION, WHICH IS NOT THE ONE I’M MAD ABOUT, is what he responded with. “What girl?” I wanted to strangle him. But then, Moron’s mind was just like, “LET’S BE EVEN MORE OF AN IDIOT!” And he said, “Why do you draw boobs on girls?” I instantly wanted to kill him. WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT?!