Brendon Urie is very heterosexual

in 'Old Fashioned', I

thought he said "Pour out some glitter!" instead of liquor.

I have no friends

I'm literally holding my kitten like a baby and talking about Brendon Urie's bisexuality and misheard lyrics

People who type in comic sans are dead to me

There's a theory that there can only be two more dark sides in Sander Sides. I personally believe that there are three more though, one for each character. Patton lies about his feelings, so Deceit was his. The other three might have something similar, but there's a theory that there will only be two more because of Thomas' gayness. Roman made a quote about Thomas dying his hair full rainbow, and he replied " I'm already full rainbow all the time". Someone on Tumbler though about it this way. If you give each character a color they represent based off of what they always wear, it's spread out like this: Red- Roman Orange- ??? Yellow- Deceit Green- ??? Blue- Patton Dark Blue- Logan Purple- Virgil There can only be two more in the rainbow in theory. Green could possibly be envy or greed, which in the three more theory could match up to Roman, and orange could possibly be anger or discomfort because red has already been taken and there is already a cautious/anxious character (Virgil), plus anger would ma

tch Logan who gets angry easily. That matches up with the three more theory, but that leaves Virgil without a dark side to go against him in three more theory. I mean, the rainbow theory almost matches up, but that Leaves Virgil without his own dark side. Then you bring in the Virgil dark side theory where he is supposedly a dark side and all the theories match up. They all have sides to match the rainbow, each of them having their own besides Virgil, who is his own dark side. Mind blown. I mean, I only half believe this because it wasn't well thought out that much due to the logic of the series (logic, see what I did there?). It's the same with theories like the Virgil is trans theory, the logic behind the series doesn't make complete sense for the theory to be believable enough. But I mean hey, that's why they are called theories.

I think I just solved the series-

Well, not really.

Heckity heck I crave the deaths