Dad: spaghetti

Dad: fish is my fav!

Dad: floof and flower eat that minty

Dad: I’m sorry that’s the wrong fish

oh

We all eat spaghetti kids

Floof: BUT I WANT TO EAT GUCCI

No!

Floof: *flips table gently*

FLOOF EAT UP AMD GET STUFFED AND THEN SLEEP AND GET READY FOR SCHOOL TOMORROW

Aa can’t call rn

Floof: WHAT

EAT UP!

No minty!

Floof: I NEVER SAID I’D ALLOW U TO TAKE ME TO SCHOOL

Floof: *shoves the dancing carrot up Dad’s nose*

WHAT IS DIS HOUSEHOLD?

Floof: kiri wa doku desu ka?

Gets cinderpelt725/ leash to go on a PEACEFUL walk

FLOOF EAT UP!

Floof: *gets out uno reverse card*

Floof: YKNOW WHAT, FINE

MINTY SIT DOWN! FLOOF WE ARE NOT PLAYING UNI!

Floof: *inhales food*

Uno*

Floof: o h

FINALLY

Minty school is important, don’t kill it!

(I just thought of the stupidest thing to say)

hi I’m home

Floof: where’s mom?

Omg

rIghT heRe ChIlD

That was perfect timing

I figured out a way to send messages without having to do recaptcha

... so like I got kfc so deal with it *smacks on table*

HOW

YES

Flower: *Bubbles*

Thank you parrot! You saved me!

Flower are you hungry?

Just send it without doing it then go back a page then go forwards a page I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO EXPLAIN

Now where was that po- AHA!

FISH DONT SPEAK! we are supposed to have dinner!

yeh I agree with fish boi over ther

Floof: also, how was the bar mom? -oops forgot that I wasn’t meant to ask u that until minty and dad weren’t here

*Get's out a tiny magazine and jumps back into fish tank*

bar?!

Brb

I didn’t frickingg go to the bar-dad did

FISH YOY ARE BREAKING THE LAW!

*Bubbles more*

flower what U want for dinner

Mom I’m going out with friends I’ll leave you with these kids!

uGhhHh what minty

I’m just calling her mom to be kid friendly minty!

-And sushi. Chicken sushi. *Jumps back into fish tank*

waiT isn’t bubbles the dad anyway ur getting drunk so BUBBLES UR GROUNDED

NO MINTY NO KILLING SCHOOL

How can you ground me potato!

Bk

Ok flower *orders chimken and sushi*

*Pops head out of fish tank again* Ya realise how kinky these fish look?

Sorry what was your name? Oh your parrot

oi I’m ur mother so

Oh wow

*Shoves head back in and smiles*

OI KIDZ IM GOING OUT WITH FRIENDS

OOOOOH flower wants to f some other fish

I’m just not gonna use “Floof:” imma just speak

Aight I might head out See ya all later Also no I don't look at those things IRL gross

NO LOLS IN THE SERVER

Ahem. Minty? GO TO UR ROOM RN MY NAME ISNT BARBARA ITS ME SO HECK OFF BRO

Also I gtg at 7

Yes parrot talk!

Flower: I'll hook ya up with tinder, just gimme ya phone.

MINTY YOU MURDERER!

I’m just gonna go-

NO TINDER FLOWER

So she divorced me now?

Well never mind *Goes to the bathroom* Time to flush myself down the toilet!

OOOOH

NOOOO

OK IMMA FIND SOMEONE CALLED BOBINA THEN

NO SPICY DEATH FOR U FLOWER

NO SPICY BOBINAS FOR U DAD

FISH DONT!

*stabs dad with katana*

BOBINA IS A NAME FLOOF!

*Punches self*

MINTY, AND FLOWER, WE SHALL CONQUER THIS WORLD NOW THAT THERE’S NO FAMILY IN OUR WAY

I AM INVINCIBLE FOR YOU INFORMATION!

*Turns into a floating octopus* Call me violin.

NO FLOOF

*Wraps arms around floof*

OH, OK VIOLIN, DAD, THEN JOIN OUR FORCE >:3

WE SHALL TAKE OVER ZIMBABWE!!!!!!

MOM DIVORCED! Don’t get her back!

OK FINE I JOIN YOUR FORCE

Yes we don’t want mom back nobody loves her

OH

SO DO WE NEED DAD OR NOP?

A little harsh floof?

OMG YES LET’S EAT DAD

UGH MINTY HOW DARE YOU!

AUgh

*dad gets out of the picture*

SMIFFLE

*summons army of dinosaurs*

But what if we want to swear

Hm?

THIS WAS THE WEIRDEST RP EVER

IKR

SO WEIRD

BUT FUN!

YAAAS

WAAAAAA

O oki