Greek mythology gods in a modern au? :000!?

What god you wanna be? Uwu

Imma be persephone uwu

Uwu! Mk hmmmm i'll also be artemis uwu

Here? :3

Uwu mk

Persephone lifted an eyebrow."im sorry is there a problem?" Artemis pouted.she was moody and not in the mood took get into an argument before she attacks them and fights them.

Artemis growled."oh my gods. The ****?? You really gonna sing your heart out while some of us are in a wheepy ****ing mood?" She pouted Persepose nodded."alright."

Persephone looked confused."no what?" Artemis pouted."not always."

Persephone nodded. Artemis growled

Artemis facepalmed."gods your lucky your immortal because i would've stabbed you with a spear by now." She pouted."also please dont hug me or EVEN touch me!" Persephone looked up."someone gloomy?"

Artemis crossed her arms."she's annoying as hell for heaven's sake!" Persephone sighed."well your gonna have to get used to it."

Persephone gave a small cute laugh and realised as she cleared her throat. Artemis growled and hissed. Eros lifted an eyebrow."well that was a pleasent greeting."

Eros laughed."yeah hi." Artemis facepalmed

Eros owo'd."trying to find out gods crushes!" He smiled Artemis seemed disappointed."jesus Christ."

Eros gave a cute chuckle."did you forget? Im the god of love snd sex uwu! Its my job to know who it is and also and find it adorable!" Artemis growled."cool. I dont give a shit." Persephone gave a cute giggle

Eros nodded."let me see...to Hera?" Persephone grew into stress. Her hair continued to grow long. Eros did a evil òwó."and somebody here likes hadeesssss!" Artemis laughed."yeah right. Are you tricking us?"

Artemis lifted an eyebrow."who had a child?" Eros showed pride that he still remembered "Yes!" Òwó Persephone stayed quiet hoping they wouldn't bring up hades

Eros was amazed."ooooooooooooo Zeuz and hera sitting up a tree! K i s s i n g!" Artemis laughed."so you knocked her up?" She fell to the floor laughing

Artemis cried of laughter Hebe was lurking uwu Eros smiled."whats so scary about not telling us??" Persephone pouted as she saw minthe

Eros paused."ohhh shitttttt-" Hebe smiled and gave a cute laugh Artemis froze."HOLY SHIT THEN WHO DID!???" Persephone did her hair in braids

Hebe blinked."people are saying that you have another baby i think mamma?" She was confused at the loud argument Artemis was still frozen."fuuuuu-" Persephone looked at them."no one did. They dont have another child. Its just a rumour going around thats all." Eros flicked Aphrodite."You told me he had a kid! >:("

Persephone blinked."has anyone seen hades by any chance-" Eros gasped."ITS YOU WHO LIKES HADES! :000" Artemis pouted."for gods sake you have to at least have proof. You bimbo." Eros growled. Hebe smiled adorably."mamma? Why are you so pretty 🌹"

Hebe smiled adorably Persephone gulped."okay fine maybe i do-" Artemis gasped."WHATWHATWHAT HE JUST WANTS TO SCREW YOU WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!!????" Persephone smiled nervously. Minthe looked for hades. Eros sighed. He protected persephone incase apollo wanted to touch her again.

Persephone smiled a bit."no its ok i don't mind the question! Um. The first time i met him he was really soft and sweet. His dimples when he smiles make me smile and feel cute. His style makes me giggle and dont get me wrong,, his eye colour is beautiful- but but but he's not mine. He's someone else's,minthe's." Eros gasped Hebe awed Artemis raged."I'LLBEATUPMINTHEAND HER LITTLEMINIONS"

Persephone laughed and looked at Aphrodite."you okay?" She frowned which made her hair longer.before she could even ask a question she growled at hestia and gave everyone the look meaning "no one tell her about the thing that i told you of hades!" Minthe smiled evily and looked at hades

Minthe looked at hades."hey,, wanna eat dinner at my place 🌺" she smiled adorably Persephone smiled nervously."nothing of your concern really!" Eros pouted."can i just tell hestia?" Everyone said "NO!" Artemis growled

Persephone pouted."HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW THIS?? wait-...DOES HE KNOW!!???" Hebe nuzzled her mother Minthe lifted an eyebrow Eros looked at aph."you ok?"

Eros lifted an eyebrow."you know i can hear that its sarcasm?" Minthe growled."CANT YOU SEE HADES IS'NT TALKING TO HER!..i think-" Persephone messaged hades "im scared-" Artemis pouted."yeah for a chatter box your ears are too big!"

Eros hugged her "there there sweetheart,im sure the person you miss will be back!" Persephone hoped he looked at the text at least. Minthe growled and snapped at him."I LOVED HIM MORE THAN HER! I WAS DATING HIM TILL SHE SHOWED UP AND TOOK HIM AWAY FROM ME!"

Minthe laughed sarcastically."SAYS THE ONE CHEATING ON HIS WIFE!" Persephone replied with "loud arguing,stress and now im scared- help,," Eros sighs quietly.

Persephone nodded and gulped Eros gasped "you like ares?????" Minthe hissed "tell that to the girl you screwed!"

Minthe froze."First of all i didn't need to know that!" Persephone blinked Eros awed squealing

Artemis pouted."Aphrodite said Zeus had another kid with hera and we argued,also eros is being an idiot and we are trying not to tell anyone that persephone likes you." She paused "**** I MESSED UP I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU THAT-" Persephone panicked behind him Eros smiled

Persephone panicked inside."oh god oh god-" Eros nodded "im sure he's near" Minthe lifted an eyebrow "excuse me?"

Eros overheard hades and gasped "NOW NIW HADES START BEING ROMEO AND GET YOUR JULIET. THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS HORRIBLE IN YOU!" Artemis gulped and looked at zeus "yeahhhhhh?" Persephone panicked near the flower garden walking in circles

NoW*

Persephone blinked hoping that wasn't a act that meant he rejected her Artemis cracked her knuckles."Yes sir!" She went up to them Eros watched aph

Artemis smiled evily Minthe growled and attacked artemis Eros helped her giving a cute smile Persephone blushed immediately

Eros nodded Persephone lifted her eyebrow "let me guess, artemis told you and Eros told you to get your "juliet"? Am i right,"romeo"?" She blinked Artemis tackled minthe

Persephone smiled a lil' "charming," Eros replied "war? I mean he is the god of war?" Artemis finished her and growled."oh thank god shes done." She left and got back to Zeus

Artemis nodded."ya think?" She replied in sarcasm Eros thought about it for a bit Persephone tried to think of an adjective "um...Handsome?"

Persephone paused and laughes adorably Artermis growled "jesus christ why didn't anyone kill her earlier??" Eros blinked."what?"

Persephone continued with "cute,loveable,soft,sweetheart,sweet,nice,comfortable and understanding ♡" Eros looked at her."did i do something wrong?" Artemis pouted

Persephone smiled."hah!" Eros lifted an eyebrow."really?" Artemis growled "Well NaH!? I wanna hit something-"

Persephone looked at him "μπορώ να σε φιλήσω?" Artemis lifted an eyebrow "sexually or painfully?" Eros sighed "you can tell me okay?"

Persephone laughed."the translation is "may i kiss you?" " she looked at him Eros panicked "ITS REALLY NO BIGGIE-" Artemis lifted an eyebrow

😂😂😂😂😂 Artemis laughed "okay?" She gave him a small kiss uwu Persephone kissed him uwo Eros pouted "fine! Dont tell anyone. Her name is Physc. She's a mortal, i left her a while ago because she tried to stab me in my sleep."

Artemis smiled "and thats how i hit people who i dont wanna hurt" Persephone smiled through it Eros nodded. He was sweating and fidgeting with his fingers

Persephone wrapped her arm around his neck as she kissed him back Artemis nodded smiling a bit."especially the peopke who understand me ,Zeus." Eros nodded smiled a bit."thanks sweetheart."

Eros smiled a bit."yeah." Artemis smiled "dont tell hera i kissed you because then she'll kill me" Persephone smiled through it blushing faintly

Artemis lifted an eyebrow "secrets like..?" Eros sighed. He seemed sad. Persephone blinked looking in his eyes uwu

Artemis lifted an eyebrow."Zeusssss why not with meeeee,,," Eros laughed nervously "im fine! Why wouldn't i be!?? I mean im sweating a whole river and wanting to cry-" Persephone kissed his nose "and so are you."

Eros got teary. "When will i ever be "too good" for herrr,,,," Artemis blinked "yeahhh im never gonna bring up what i said again." Persephone kissed him uwu

Artemis pouted."i meant zeus why not meeee as in why not have an affair with hera with me?? Obviously there's other women your into yeah okay the may be way prettier then i am but i just- " Eros got tears running down his cheek and sobbed on her shoulder Persephone smiled through it cupping his face

Artemis lifted an eyebrow Eros sighed quietly Persephone blushed

Eros looked at her."but she tried to kill me,," Persephone kissed him uwu Artemis blinked and kissed him

Persephone smiled Artemis blinked Eros shrugged

Artemis lifted up an eyebrow "so now your having an affair on your wife and the other female with me?" Eros stayed quiet and softly sighed. Persephone wrapped her legs around his waist and her arms around his neck while she kissed him uwu

Artemis smiled a little hugging him tight Eros gave a sigh of relief Persephone smiled a lil

Artemis sighed in his embrace."i hate my life." Eros pouted."could be better." Persephones blushed faintly

Eroa nodded still wiping his tears. Artemis replied "well when you think about it,i mean dont you ever think "hey. I wonder how it'll feel to be a human?" And i sit here with my only way of protection,fiest." Persephones continued kissing him,,

Artemis was still in his embrace and sighed."so you don't think of me as a freak? Persephone ran her fingers through his hair uvu Eros blinked and gave a small nod.

Eros blinked back his tears and drank small sips of it quietly. Artemis looked at him."you dont think so?" Persephone breathed heavily,,

Artemis smiled."thats why i like to stay in your embrace."she stayed hugging him. Eros was weak so that would've been painful."Ow-" some of his hot cocoa spilled. Persephone kissed him ,,

Eros pouted."that hurt." Artemis felt safe in his embrace, Persephone gave a small trapped moan, Hebe was with her mother uwo

Hebe smiled back Artemis blushed Persephone continued Eros was burned

Eros sighed. Hebe shrugged Artemis blushed Persephone blushed biting her own lip

Hebe giggled Eros smiled a lil Artemis sighed quietly nuzzling his chest Persephone breathed shakily and bit her lip

Persephone breathed heavily,, Hebe looked at her mother."mamma?" Artemis sighed and closed her eyes, Eros looked down."am i too unattractive? :("

"Where's dad?" Artemis fell asleep still in his embrace Eros wiped his tears."because normally only one human has been attracted to me. Not a single immortal told me or even asked me :((" Persephone nuzzled him uwu

Eros looked at her."Exactly! Then why haven't i got ex wifes or girlfriend's???" He whined. Hebe nodded."im scared :(" Artemis rested her head on his arm uwo Persephone gave a small smile uwoo

Eros shivered at the word "rejection" Hebe hugged her tight Artemis breathed quietly Persephone gave a cute giggle,,

Eros facepalmed."no one is like me besides my mother ;;;" Hebe nodded "kinda :(" Artemis nuzzled her pillow Persephone smiled and kissed his nose,

Eros pouts."your barely like me,, and besides your not crazy," Persephone uwu'd Hebe nodded and got up holding her mother's hand. Artemis smiled a bit stuffimg her face in her pillow

Eros pouted."you but that wasn't crazy that was mean." Hebe realised her father "dad!" Persephone blushed

"Heya"😳) Eros lifted an eyebrow."persephone?" Hebe hugged him tight

Hebe looked at him."where were you??? D:" Eros was confused."Wdym?"

Hebe giggles when she gets picked up Eros looked at her."tell meeee!"

Eros pouted Hebe nodded still picked up by her father

Eros tackled hugged her Hebe ate quietly Artemis woke up quietly

Hebe's eyes sparkled."IS HE COMING HOME!? :D" Eros smiled adorably

Hebe got excited."Yay! :D" Artemis hugged her pillow tight Eros sighed

Eros replied."my mood isn't so happy." Artemis squealed Hebe giggled

Hebe:love you! Artemis sighed smiling a bit near her pillow Eros sighed."not fully happy but just happy."

Artemis just looked at her pillow Hebe braided her mother's hair uwu Eros sighed shakily

Hebe smiled adorably Artemis got up and opened the door blinking Eros got tears down his cheeks

Artemis:ohh hey,, *she wiped her eyes. She was still tired* Hebe smiled "done!" Eros blinked in confusion

Artemis smiled a lil."should be better. Still dizzy." Hebe smiled."your welcome!" Eros blinked

Eros was confused."you okay?" Hebe giggled Artemis was gonna be sick "yes. Make me more dizzier and sick."

Artemis nodded Hebe held her mothers hand Eros lifted an eyebrow

Artemis looked confused."really? I just need to eat soup,be warm,get good sleep,hugs and at least be comfortable?" Hebe made flowercrowns Eros paused."wait.DOYOULIKEME?"

Hebe nods."yeah!" Eros waited for a awnser Artemis coughed a bit.

Eros ran after her 😂 Hebe started making it Artemis smiled softly after the kiss

Artemis eats quietly Hebe smiles "done!" Eros caught up to her

"Apparently you like helping sick people?" Hebe smiled and nodded proudly Eros looked at her."DoYoulikEmE?"

Eros caught her Artemis smiled a bit."charming." Hebe hugged her mother tight

Artemis laughed Hebe smiled camly Eros waited for a awnser."??"

Artemis blushed Eros fangirled Hebe blinked."are you tired mamma?"

Artemis smiled Hebe hugged her tight Eros was a happy bean

Eros hugged her tight uwu "Squuueeeee-" Hebe gave a bright smile Artemis blushed and gave a soft smile

Artemis laughed."your stubborn but charming" she smiled brightly Hebe giggled Eros uwu'd

Artemis nodded Eros squealed uwu Hebe nearly trips

Artemis cuddles him,nuzzling his neck Hebe nodded shaking Eros hugged her tight

Artemis laughed."your like a fanboy-" Hebe nodded smiling a bit Eros uwu'd

Artemis kissed back,, Eros was a blushing mess and hid his face with his wings Hebe smiled and looked at a rose

Artemis hugged him back smiling Eros pouts blushing Hebe touched the petals

Artemis blushed faintly blinking Eros pouted Hebe gasped "smooth-"

Hebe giggled and nodded. Artemis laughed."im sick remember?" Eros gets mad and hides his face again

Artmis laughs Eros tackle hugged her Hebe gasped

Artemis flicked his forehead "so your a god,who has a thirst for love?" Hebe smiled "i have an idea!" Eros squeezed her tight in the hug smiling

Artemis laughed softly Eros smiled softly Hebe explained."We can make flower crowns for people close to us!"

Hebe giggled Artemis kissed him uwo Eros blinked "immm- i dont know lol-"

Artemis smiled Hebe started making them Eros pouted

Artemis nuzzled him Eros smiled Hebe smiled at the roses

Hebe smiled Eros runs after her- Artemis gave a sigh of relief uwu

Artemis smiled a bit "yeah." Eros blinked looking for her Hebe pricked her finger on a thorn "ow-"

Artemis lifted an eyebrow Hebe blinked and got teary Eros pouts

Artemis nodded."yeah if i was'nt i'd probably be-" Hebe gets much more teary Eros growls

Eros pouted "fine." "Dead-" she looked at Zeus,, Hebe cried."i hurt myself,,"

Artemis lifted her eyebrow Hebe wiped her tears Eros pouts

Artemis gave a small sad laugh Hebe sniffed,, Eros pouts blushing

Eros sighed quietly Artemis was quiet Hebe hugged her mother tight

Artemis looked at him and blinked "i-" Hebe wiped her own tears Eros was surprised

Artemis hugged him tight uwu Eros froze Hebe nodded "yeah,,"

Artemis smiled a bit Eros uwu'd a lil Hebe smiled

Artemis nodded Hebe was careful, Eros blinked

Artemis smiled a lil Hebe gulped Eros laughed a bit

Artemis shrugged. Hebe stayed careful when making the crowns Eros pouted blushing immediately

Eros pouts crossing his arms Hebe nodded "okay," Artemis gulped

Eros hides his face Artemis still hugged him. "Dont go,," Hebe continued

Artemis smiles a bit in his embrace Hebe finished "done!" Eros blushes and gasps

Artemis blushed immediately Hebe giggled "i know!" Eros smiled "YOU'RE SO CUTTEEEEE"

Hebe nodded."uh huh!" Eros playfully punched her arm Artemis giggled

Artemis smiled and cuddled back, Hebe smiled and tidied them Eros blinks,

Artemis gave a happy sigh Hebe blinked concerned."you okay?" Eros blushed and drank his cocoa

Hebe smiled Artemis laughed adorably Eros was quiet,

Artemis gave a big smile Eros nodded a bit Hebe smiled and kissed her mothers cheek