You’ve got the bitter flavor down so Dab the sweeter drink on a napkin, then Hold it up to your mouth so you can sleep Quiet lies that you’re telling to Those black and screaming skies... I hope you’re walking around campus Contemplating your own smallish size This is not what all my idols told me college would be like I hope someday you learn to take your own advice So help me make amends with all my friends Most other people are just dead ends There’s nothing worse than making friends