imma opposite gender- i guess getting punched in the nuts is the closest

:') im the only man in my irl fren group too

yeah :")

* Advise for men* if some girl that is taller than you stands over you and bullies Kick them in the chin

other boys flirt with me because they think imma girl ╥﹏╥

but i kick 'em in the balls so-

holy sht I'm sorry but that's fucin hilarious

if a girl is mean to me i just- wack 'em in the neck

and they pass out

works for my friends so I do it all the time :\

* I have something I regret I said to my friends a long time ago*

i also make gruesome comments to make them go away

My friend has short hair so in the beginning of the year I askEd if she was transgender .... she didn't talk to me for a month

I still feel bad about it!

how do you look gay ?!! Like wtf?

one of my friends has ginger hair,and one day i put a leaf on their head and it looked like an orange.i dont regret it,they choked me after-

I mean I have Blonde hair so my friends are like I would have never expected you are gay? Me: I would have never expected you where not trans :)

we all hate each other

oof

Some people ....

Wut

one time a person said i looked trans,so the next day i dressed up as a girl.

why!!? Ok *inhale* out of everything you could have been you dressed up as a girl

it wasn't because i was called trans it was because i wanted to

I even hate dressing up as a girl...

so i just asked my sister for her clothes

Like dress up as Jake pual or something!!!!

ew no

Logan pual

RICK AND MORTY Holy hell

watches gumball*nani

Amazing world of gumball 👌

gucci

belt

My life is a living joke :)

:(

awwww you do too :)

o\\\o

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