School?

(OK let’s take this to the future Three years later)

*In class* the teacher OK everyone today were going to have a few new transfer students treat them well come on out guys

*Five kids come running into the classroom but one of them stays behind and walks slowly* ???: Come on Sean Sean: I’m sorry I’m nervous

The teacher: So kids these are our new student everyone go up one by one and introduce yourselves Elsa: Hey everyone my name is Elsa I’m glad to meet you all! Esmeralda: Hi everyone my name is Esmeralda I’m happy to be here or wherever Emily: Hey everyone my name is Emily I’m a little sensitive Sean: H-Hi Everyone I am S-Sean Stan: Howdy Everyone my name is Stan!

The teacher: OK you three girls go sit at that table stan and Sean You go sit with Jade and Sarah Sean: Oh OK Stan: To be honest one of them looks really cute *Sean and Stan sit Right in front of Jade and Sarah*

Stan: To be honest you to look Familiar To me don’t they Sean Sean: They do look familiar

Stan: *Licked Jade’s face then his eyes lit up*

Stan: No way you can’t be her!! Sean: Who can’t be what Stan: Dude lick the girls hand *Sean licks Sarah’s hand*

Stan: Jade Avenue should’ve done this a long time ago *Kisses Jade on the mouth* Sean: What are you doing

*The bell rings* The teacher: recess everyone!! Stan: So that’s how it feels to have a kiss Sean: *Falls flat on his face*

Sean: What’s the weather in Missouri like Stan: Oh he’ll be fine Emily,Esmeralda and Elsa: You got to be kidding me you two had to be Here

Esmeralda: Get your hands off of our brothers!! Emily: They belong to us! Elsa: Yay!

Stan: They love me And Sean more than a brother Sean: One time they handcuffed us to the bed

Stan: Look girls I like Jade I love you guys Then family all right Sean: True

Stan: hey gym is a amazing class Sean: I think it’s ok

Sean and Stan: who??

Stan: Show me who they are Sean: Yeah no one can get Near Sarah be me

Stan: Go walk past them and I want to see what they do to you then I’ll come out plan

Stan: *Slithers out there and drop kicks Alex*

Stan: That’s for doing that to my Girl!! Sean: Get near the girls again I will knock your rear end

*At gym class* The teacher: alright Everybody to we are Swimming!! Stan: oh yeah!!

The teacher: Today were going to be using the dressing rooms unfortunately due to budgetary restrictions We only have one so boys don’t look at the girls And girls don’t look at the boys are we clear!!

*In the Dressing room* Stan: I’m excited to see what they look like in swimsuit Sean: I am a little nervous to be honest Stan: Think about it dude you got to see Sarah and a hot swimsuit

Stan: *Walks out of the changing room* It sucks that the shirt didn’t fit me I guess I’m running around Shirtless for a while Sean: That’s not fair

Five other girls: SO HOT!!! *Runs up to stan*

Stan: 0////////0 Jade you look beautiful AF

Sean: hey stay away from her!!!!

Sean: Sarah are you OK

Stan: *Nosebleed* Sean: I-It’s Nothing I just did what anybody else would do

Sean: 0///////////0 I-I-I-I Stan: *Jumps into the pool as well*

Stan: Are you kidding me The sun is shining in the powders Burgeon Sean: Wait for me *jump into but screws it up*

Sean: I’m sorry you had to come in after me Sarah Stan: I’ll still never get used to that *Five girls hide in the locker room*

Girl #1: Goddamnit why Those girls have to have Stan that’s messed up I had a crush on him first Girl #2: And I liked Sean those girls are going to pay for what they’ve done to us Girl #3,4,5: Yeah

*At lunch* Stan: so what do you want to sit bro Sean: Hey Let’s sit right next to Sarah and Jade Stan: Good idea *They both walk over to Sarah and Jade*

*Sit down in front of them* Stan: Hey ladies I’m sorry for interrupting a conversation

The five girls: Hey Hot stuff!!! Stan: hmmm Hi girls?

The Five girls: Can we sit with you All the seats are full

Stan: Sorry girls y’all have to sit somewhere else I don’t think my girlfriend is going to appreciate it

Girl #1: Fine bye-bye sweet cheeks *and tries to kiss stand on the cheek*

Stan: whoa whoa whoa back up will you Girl #1: What’s the problem

Girl #1 : What’s Wong tiny tits Stan: Tiny tits that’s the weakest come back I never heard

Girl #1: What are you going to do spoon to me because he’s my boyfriend Sean: He’s not your boyfriend he’s jade now get out of here big tit whore Girl #2: Get out of here tiny shit *kicks Sean*

Stan: STOP NOW!!!!!

Sean: Sarah are you OK *pics Sarah up* Stan: *Slaps all the girls with his tail*

The principal: What is going on in here!!!!

The five girls: There to blame *Points at Sarah and Jade*

Stan: They’re lying sir the girls didn’t do anything those five Brad’s Did The Principal: My girls would do nothing of the sort

Stan: Listen sir you have to believe me Your daughters is a menace One of them take to my little brother Sean: it’s true sir The principal: Well I don’t care what you’re saying those Twatt will get Detention Stan: *Punched the principal in the face*

Stan: Detention that Moron The Principal: Suspended for a month all four of you!! Sean: We will take it as long as we don’t have to spend time around those five assholes!!

Stan: Come on girls let’s get out of here Sean: Come on Sarah let’s get you to a hospital *At the house*

Stan: Stupid ****ing asshole Looking Me and the principal I believe anything my stupid ass daughters tells me

*There was a note on the fridge*

Note: Girls if you read this that means we are out on our honeymoon and we won’t be back for at least few days love you -DAD

Stan and Sean: Yes what is it

Stan: But aren’t your parents home

*There was a knock on the door*

Stan: Let’s get wasted as hell I’ve brought some liquor So let’s get drunk off her asses Sean: I don’t think that’s a good idea bro

Sean: 0//////0 *Kisses Sarah on the lips for the first time*Oh I’m so sorry I did not mean to do that!!! Stan: Are you OK Jade!?

Sean: *Gotcha so shocked he fainted* Stan: My little brother is losing his virginity

Sean: Oh where am I I feel like my brain got punched in Stan: You fainted after Sarah kissed you on the lips for the first time

*There was a knock on the door*

???: Down here

???: You seriously don’t remember me Jade it’s me Charles Stan: What’s going on babe?? Charles: Cousin Stan!!! Stan: Hey Charles long time no see

Sean: Hey Charles Charles: Cousin Sean Stan: Hey where is Bonnie

Stan: Uncle Boris Had a kid

Charles: she was right behind me?

Charles: try to look around she’s really small she can get it to the tiniest of cracks *Then Jade felt something crawling Up her shirt*

Charles: Jesus Christ where Is She Stan: She is a tiny girl ain’t she

Charles: Really *run to Jade* *Then Jade felt this tingly sensation between her breasts*

Charles: *Climbs up Jade* do not squeeze your breasts she’s the size of a jellybean I’m gonna try to get her out of there ok

Charles: OK I need some of you to do the following Stan unplug it and take off Jade’s bra Stan: WHAT!!!!!

Charles: That way she would get uncomfortable because there’s nothing to heat it up But before you do that Jade take off your shirt

Stan: 0///////0 You really do have your mothers Body I can tell you that much But your mother had a really small chest you have bigger breast then her to be honest Charles: Enough chitchat Stan take off her bra Stan: o-oh ok

Stan: *Takes jades bra Off* Sean: *Covers his eyes*

Stan: *Faints of shock* Charles: OK Jade stay still she’s right there And got you *Catches Bonnie* Bonnie: new new

Stan: What happened I felt like my life flash before my eyes Sean: No you just fainted because you saw Jade’s boobs

Charles: Anyway everyone this is Bonnie Bonnie: new new

Charles: She’s just a couple of hours old Bonnie: new new

Sean: Do you think you could put some clothes on jade Bonnie: new new

(Sorry cats I have to go to sleep see you tomorrow)