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im havign too much fun w this
Contagious Sadness~Contagious Love
Cute Valentines Potato :3
Grammar Police
Meergh
got any theories/headcanons?
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TheTaco[OP]
28.09.2019 13:13
Linkor just general thoughts on em?
TheTaco[OP]
28.09.2019 13:14
Linkor opinions? anything about these idiots ask me anything
ah yes my ocs uhh
egypt pen
vegan
corpse
dunk
brie
livid
haven
and uh
parie
oh yes the headcanon man
watch him roll up in his blue gucci van
with his incorrect quotes and his memes a many
and his pockets full of lint, concepts, and pennies
with his headcanons all brimming with talent
and the wholesome ocs he brings about him
and amongst the generic followers, amany have seen
the only man who cares about my ocs
babies, you cry as you watch the scene unfold in front of you
viane, desperately trying to convince that stabbing someone to get frozen chicken is a bad idea
lavender, hazel, and breeze, riding in a shopping cart, begging for lucky charms, guns, bullets, and more beef patties, to which dusk says no to
coral, paradox in the corner arguing over which brand of coffee is better
babies
-they don't mention the horse indecent
- The horse indecent was Lavender dressed up in a horse costume and Hazel rode on her shoulders brandishing a sword but they ended up crashing into one of those giant soup displays and anyway that's why they're banned from walmart
-Dusk: asking for a peaceful dinner is like asking it to rain pancakes.
Evergen: oh that might happen, some stuck to the ceiling earlier.
-say a cuss word around Viane and youre dead meat
-Lavender tought her to say **** once
thankfully she didnt remember
-Viane: *crying*
Paradox: are you ok??
Viane: i found this really cute bug
Coral: that's a bottlecap hun
Viane: oh
-deep down they're all dumbasses
i love u
- top or bottom:
top: paradox, lavender evergen breeze
bottom: dusk viane
switch: hazel coral
- lavenders sunglasses are actually real glasses but she will never admit it
- breeze has MANY keychains
- coral draws everything and anything
- hazel once made a ***** statue for evergens birthday
- dusk cooks for the whole group, she can make a wholeass dinner out of a potato and some eggs
- evergen teaches lavender shot practice
- coral and dusk talk about how stupid the group is
- they go out for a bonfire picnic every so often, one person always gets burnt
- "what do we want for dinner?" "MCDONALDS" "pizza hut!" death." "FISH AND CHIPS"
Viane: top or bottom, you mean like bunkbeds?
Evergen: spoil this innocence i dare you
-Lavender:*takes off sunglasses to reveal a shinier pair of sunglasses*
-Dusk and Coral at all times: jeez kids, could you lighten up a little?
Fr though I love these little stupids and I love that you care about my stinky bastard oc ronnie
evergen: im not gay
hazel: you talked about how cute viane was for twenty minutes
evergen: you got me there
ronnie: you sure this is a good idea?
breeze, revving up evergen's motercycle engine: yeah get the paint ok
dusk: Just pretend like we’re talking until the cops leave.
hazel: Oh, what kind of tea is this?
lavender: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade
Hazel: Hey do you have anxiety prime?
Hazel: Amazon*
Paradox: Yeah I got both
hazel: So
hazel: How’s your life
lavender: Good, yours?
hazel: Same
lavender: We both lying ain’t we
dusk+viane medic stories
viane: how'd u get this?
hazel: too much swag
dusk: pls be serious
hazel: i slipped on coral
dusk: how did you slip...on a person
breeze: help i fell in a supermarket and it hurts
viane: where did you get hurt?
breeze: aisle 4
evergen, walking up to viane's medic station: hey anne
viane: you're bleeding
evergen: yeah its ok
viane: its a stab wound
evergen: yeah
viane: are you sure ur ok:
evergen: yeah
viane: are you gonna walk it off
evergen: yeah
the group, lying on some grass and looking at the stars:
breeze: that one reminds me of my dead dad
dusk: the stars remind me of our purpose in life
viane: the stars are pretty like evergen
evergen: the stars are pretty like viane
paradox: the stars represent how insignifiant we are compared to the universe
coral: i used to look at the stars with my sister before she died
lavender and hazel, pointing
lavender and hazel, pointing at the same time: that looks like a *****
hazel, and breeze: dragging lavenders crusty ass over to the medic box: hi she needs help
lavender: i do not
hazel and breeze: you have internal bleeding and you threw up onto a road
lavender: yeah internal thats where all the bloods supposed to be