sweet!

thanks!! I'm too lazy rn to draw my oc but basically it's Carly but she's a photographer and she has a weird scar that no one sees unless she trusts them

Carly is a photographer for the Oregon News and the Oregon Magazine.

it's fine fam! Join whenever you want!

Carly: *walks in and starts looking around* (carly owns the 2nd journal until Gideon gets ahold of it) lets hope I was right about this place...

Carly: *I go up to a red haired woman at the cash register* hello! Can I speak with your boss? Wendy: yeah sure he's in the back. let me go get him *goes to get stan*

(yee) Carly: Hello Dipper! *hands him my card* (I also do criminal investigations) Is it okay if I take pictures of this place?

Carly: (btw she's 23 and Bill Cipher is 25) thanks!! *takes pictures and pulls out Journal to see where these things came from and realizes they're not real*

(but dipper is 12!!!!!!!! THATS PEDIPHILIA!!!!)

(I was wheezing i was so scared) Dipper: h-huh? oh sorry!!

Dipper: What book is that your reading?

*you're****

Dipper: cool!!! Can I read it when you're done?

Dipper: I'm Dipper!

Dipper: yeah! though you might want to ask Stan too

(We do need a bill but are you okay with making it x my oc?)

(i have a weird triangle scar and i got it from a crazy lady who cut it and said "you are bound to the weirdness child. Beware of the one who cries A-X-O-L-O-T-L at defeat. For you are bound to him and his unusual personality" and disappeared (to sum it up fast) btw we are using human Bill)

carly: *goes outside to look at the area*

(me: *WHEEZE* BILL DA FRICC!?!) Carly: *notices trees having faces* How does someone carve that well?! And where can I find them because I wanna try that!!

Dipper: oh bye... Carly: *jumps* Ahh!! (true dat doe)

Carly: *has a face of "who is this person and what the frick just happened?!"*

Carly: *in head* So he's the one who did the trees? *out loud* uhm I don't mean to be rude but who are you?

Carly: Oh okay then. I'll just be on my way then! *smiles and continues deeper into the forest*

Carly: *is confused on why he's following but keeps going anyway. later she stops and looks in the Journal to find out if she's even in the right place to find the freaking Gnomes*

Carly: Huh?! *slams journal shut*

(okei)

Carly: um no sorry...

(it's fine I like it XD) Carly: no. sorry *has a face of pure sass and "b!!ch no"*

Carly: No!!!! *hides it under her shirt with her bra because that's how a woman can get out of things like this.* (lol this is how if someone tells you to give them something you don't have to! because they would have to try and touch something they shouldn't and you can scream RAPIST)

Dipper: uh yeah sure! *gives it back*

Carly: hmmmm. i'll consider it

Carly: now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go find some Gnomes

I feel like that's a lie because I had to decode most of the Journal! It took me hours! Plus the author used his "Muse" to write the entries!

Carly: At first he called you his muse.... Then he changed his wording of the nickname he gave you

Carly: No! I know who you are! I know what you want to do with this Journal!

Carly: *in head* to be honest he's right. Being called a bunny makes me feel intimidated. I HATE IT!! *out loud* *slowly backs away and hides behind a think tree while Bill is distracted*

Carly: *closes eyes and slows down breathing to be more quiet*

(okei. bye fam)

(Angel we can either stop or if you don't mind could you be Bill?)

(which one?)

(my chromebook might die soon so if I don't reply at all for a long time then my chromebook died and we can continue later. but for now we're good)

(okei)

(oh ok)

(i'm back)

(lol) Carly:.........

Carly: *still stays silent*

Carly: Ah! *books it to her car and locks it* keys! keys! keys!! *looks for her keys and finds them then puts them in the ignition*

Carly: Oh come on!!! *unlocks the car and gets out with the keys in hand* That's it! I'm done!! I'm done! *continues walking not even knowing where to go* Lets just all pretend this is some funny joke! Yeah that's it! Or maybe even a dream! I'm not going crazy and there's not some random guy trying to steal a journal from me!

Carly: *flips through the book and finds a blank page* (the stuff he didn't finish) You want a blank page? fine by me! *rips it out and hands it to him* have fun!

Carly: what important stuff?!

Carly: *face palm* shit.....

Carly: well now you have ultimate power. Go be a dictator somewhere else so I can at least get some pictures before I get fired for not having everything by the deadline!

Carly: *shrugs* normally that's what everyone does when they have unlimited power

(lol wanna join?)

Carly: sounds like the purge

(you can be an oc or stan or wendy or soos or ford or mabel or dipper. it doesn't matter) Carly: wow.... sounds.... interesting

Carly: yeah sure anarchy sounds bad but if you look at it differently then it's basically just freedom from rules

Carly: Washington D.C

(srry i'm back) carly: be my guest

Carly: you mean hershey kisses? or ghirardelli?

Carly: O-oh.... Uhm okay? *has a face of "whatever you say"*

Carly: Why don't you go do that?

Carly: because if I don't meet this deadline then my boss will have my head mounted on a wall and underneath it there won't be my name. Instead it'll say "Biggest failure"

Carly: an article for the Oregon Magazine. I told my boss about Gravity Falls. She just laughed at me and said It was never gonna work. I told her just you watch and see that everyone will want to read it. but that nearly cost me my life. so now i have to get this done or I'll be jobless for a long time

Carly: the weird reports, the theory of weirdness, basically anything in this journal

Carly: no. (brb shower)

(i'm back)

Carly: He's in control now *shrugs*

Carly: i guess so (lol we're forgetting about the zodiac XD and i gtg srry fam night)

lol