aweee when ur back? also i hope u have a great time there!

oki but still has a good time idk if ull still remember me

Stanley: oh don't be silly miss its really good! Oscar: I think it looks like shit Stanley: Mr. Oscar you think all art looks like shit

Oscar: Shut up! i don' like you Stanley: *he smiles* oh Mr. Oscar you don't like anyone, but Miss I think it's amazing how you do that thing with the picture

Stanley: boy i wish i could do that! but my fingers arn't too good at things like that, Mr. Oscar didn't you do that kinda stuff back in the war? Oscar: Stanley why can't you shut your trap

((Oscar is a mood))

Stanley: why thanks Miss i made it myself Oscar: *mumbles to himself*

Stanley: It's nice meeting you by the way! and Mr. Oscar is sure to be happy to see you too! Oscar: No i aint

Stanley: I think this will be the start of a great friendship!

Oscar: so what's your story?

Oscar: well now that you ask it was back in 19- *he goes on and on and on about the war, friends he lost, people he killed, women he banged, and all through it he says some pretty racist and sexist things* Stanley: he might be a while, I came from a small ol' farm, and I meet Mr. oscar at a saloon, he was fighting a bunch of men, so i decided that i wantd' to go on adventures! Mr. Oscar is with me cause he's pretty cleaver

Stanley: it's pretty weird though, now that women can vote and blacks don't go in separate bathrooms, it's been very weird

(sorry if that's weird saying that, stanley and oscar are a bit, uh, stuck in the old times) Stanley: i can live with it though

Idk

osht I'm sorry mr. frog plz don't hurt meeee

but what if he shoots me with a assault rifle?

BUT WHAT IF HE'S GOOD AT HIDING THE TWISTED MURDERER WITHIN

Stanley: awe shucks i couldn't hurt a snail *he smiles*

You're talking to a sociopath who in their spare time plotting murders for fun, everything is about murder.

Would showing you my plans change your opinion on that?

Stanley: Mr. she's right you know

I'm female

Stanley: awe shucks, with that talk of murder i couldn't tell!

I can't tell if that's sexist to think of murders as male or not

I also scare myself sometimes whilst reading them

Hhhhh This conversation turned fast heck

Welp guess I'm talking to myself now uh